Did I ever tell you about that time...

[Guest Game of Chance]

That Game of Chan forced Paul and I to take LSD at gunpoint?

We ended up in some alternate universe and played the bongos for Chairman Mao's Hendrix cover band. Later, Jackie Joyner Kersee made us ramen noodles, but told us we had to eat them with ketchup. It was the most bizarre time ever...

[Rayne]

Steve, are you and Paul smoking crack again?

:laughing :laughing :laughing

[Guest Game of Chance]

Mmmhmm....I stepped it up to a 20 rock this time.

[Rayne]

:laughing :laughing

... and then what happened?

[JaneDead]

That Game of Chan forced Paul and I to take LSD at gunpoint?

We ended up in some alternate universe and played the bongos for Chairman Mao's Hendrix cover band.  Later, Jackie Joyner Kersee made us ramen noodles, but told us we had to eat them with ketchup.  It was the most bizarre time ever...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

oh whatever you know you wanted to add the ketchup yourself. i know how much you like ketchup.

[Guest Game of Chance]

Game of Chan started beatboxing the Russian national anthem. It was too much for me, so I decided to lay down for a while. It was great, these fantastic women were feeding me grapes, until I realized that one of the "women" was really Ronald Reagan.

[JaneDead]

Game of Chan started beatboxing the Russian national anthem.  It was too much for me, so I decided to lay down for a while.  It was great, these fantastic women were feeding me grapes, until I realized that one of the "women" was really Ronald Reagan.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

but, did he have a nice rack?

[Guest Game of Chance]

oh whatever you know you wanted to add the ketchup yourself. i know how much you like ketchup.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

not on ramen...unless on lsd, in an alternate universe, forced at gunpoint and fed by Jackie Joyner Kersee

[Guest Game of Chance]

Reagan flipped out and started singing the Have Nagila while making chicken-like gestures. I bolted from the room only to find Game of Chan getting head from Jenna Jameson and Joan of Arc...

[JaneDead]

so yeah ... next time ... can i be invited or what?

[Guest Game of Chance]

Oh no...there were some rough patches. I ended up falling into a bottomless cavern with only Bob Dole and Gilbert Gottfried as company. The three of us fell and fell. Gravity prevented me from strangling either of them...

[JaneDead]

Oh no...there were some rough patches.  I ended up falling into a bottomless cavern with only Bob Dole and Gilbert Gottfried as company.  The three of us fell and fell. Gravity prevented me from strangling either of them...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

that certainly sounds like torture

[Guest Game of Chance]

Later, the Marquis de Sade showed up. All hell broke loose. I was forced to perform the moonwalk ad infintem...or else be sodomized.

Luckily, Game of Chan miraculously appeared and shot him 17 times...

Man, were my feet tired. All the while, I kept wodering what Paul was up to.

[Rayne]

... and what was Paul up to?

[phee]

I like pants

[Guest Game of Chance]

... and what was Paul up to?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I don't know. I think I'll let him tell us next time he's on...

[Paper Hearts]

I could not handle acid @ this point in my life. I need depressants, straight-up, no chaser.

[kellygrrrrrl]

I've never had LSD.

Only mushrooms and E....twice.

I'm scared of my brain....

Afraid to lose the control.

[Paper Hearts]

LSD is for kids. I'm 29 years old.

[Msterbeau]

Freaks. Jello and HoHos are way better then LSD.

[phee]

I like.... apples

[Guest Game of Chance]

I could not handle acid @ this point in my life. I need depressants, straight-up, no chaser.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

fucker...you practically beg me to come back, and then you can't even help me out with the short story?

[Paper Hearts]

fucker...you practically beg me to come back, and then you can't even help me out with the short story?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I saw God once candy-flipping back in 1999, and he was like 'Hey, whatcha up to?' and I was like 'just chillin. What's up God-meister?' and he was like 'oh nothing..' so I go 'want a beer, man?' and he goes 'no thanks.' and i go 'why? what are you going to go to hell if you drink?' and he goes 'alright, you win...this time. didn't have to twist my arm too much, did ya?' and we both laughed and laughed.

[JaneDead]

paul that is a great story and all but it was back in 1999. we need to know what happened the night steve was tortured by gilbert and that other fucker he mentioned. what were you doing when all this was going on? huh paul? what?

[phee]

That reminds me of the time