Did I ever tell you about that time...

[Paper Hearts]

paul that is a great story and all but it was back in 1999. we need to know what happened the night steve was tortured by gilbert and that other fucker he mentioned. what were you doing when all this was going on? huh paul? what?

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One thing I'll say about MDMA: don't try if you're crushing up perscription sleeping pills and taking them interveinously via DMSO while also snorting ketamine. This is what Gilbert (Godfried) had us do. He spoke to us through an image of Dale Earnhardt.

[Paper Hearts]

Gilbert: "Here I am!"

Steve of Destiny: "Rock you like a hurricane!"

[Paper Hearts]

Somewhere along the line my friend's girl and i had gotten nude and traded clothing and so I was wearing leaopard skin tights.

[Guest Game of Chance]

I was wondering why you had those on.

[Paper Hearts]

I was wondering why you had those on.

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Is that the end?

[Head Wreck]

kids. dont smoke silica gell.

word.

[Guest Game of Chance]

Is that the end?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Man, I sure hope not. Its rather anticlimactic.

[Paper Hearts]

Man, I sure hope not.  Its rather anticlimactic.

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And then we broke into an empty apartment and snorted PCP. We felt really short and pretended we were cats?