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still married

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Still single, not looking, could give a fuck less.. I'm going celibate.. I'm not opening my heart to another woman again. Fuck that. From now on I'm the asshole, besides, who the fuck wants me anyways? I'm an ugly, overweight 20 year old male who's main concern in life is death. I've dealt with enough rejection, back-stabbing, heart breaking bullshit for 2 lifetimes. That's it. I'm done. Single is awesome. I don't have to call anyone, I don't have to play some stupid god damn social game, I don't have to tell anyone where I am or what I'm doing, and I fucking love it. I don't need sex, besides I've never even had an orgasm while having sex. It's way overrated to me.

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Shut up. You're adorable. The girls that you've been with are just stupid.

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Still single. Haven't had a date in 11 months. gah.

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*taps her fingers*

recently made single, but currently still sleeping in the same bed as my ex, having sex a lot more than ex's should, which is really at all I suppose, planning for a future of still living with my ex as roomates without ever saying anything about agreeing to it, and having sex dreams about a waitress who works at the restaurant next to my store.

whatever that means.

oh yeah, disaster waiting to happen.

also, not getting laid by anyone other than my ex, because i've set down a rule about not bringing anyone home while we still live together. and he wants to get a new bed for US.

meh.

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^ :doh . Ohh my, I'm glad i'm "uncomplicatedly single."

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I'm single but I'm enjoying it in a way because it's the first time in years that it's been like that-but obviously, you miss some parts having something; whatever happens is cool I suppose.

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Shut up. You're adorable. The girls that you've been with are just stupid.

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Someone check Brenda for any narcotics or other illicit drugs, she's been smokin' somethin again.. Hehe

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Recently single. My birthday to be exact. I still live with her for at least another 2-3 weeks, possibly until around August.

Very very uncomfortable situations, I feel I've moved on, yet every once in awhile I look over at her and just want to hold her. Other times I can't believe I dated a women with less common sense than anyone I've ever known.

I'm just grumpy, today I came home and she was curled up sleeping wearing my favourite shirt.. :\

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Someone check Brenda for any narcotics or other illicit drugs, she's been smokin' somethin again.. Hehe

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I haven't smoked any illegal substances in ages. I just call 'em as I see 'em.

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Still holding out... :whistling

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Completely. Given. Up.

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Still holding out... :whistling

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I've decided that, since I had a wild sex dream about you, I'm holding out in fear that no one else will measure up.

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Completely. Given. Up.

close to this point... now pretending to ignore it.

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Recently single.  My birthday to be exact.  I still live with her for at least another 2-3 weeks, possibly until around August.

Very very uncomfortable situations, I feel I've moved on, yet every once in awhile I look over at her and just want to hold her.  Other times I can't believe I dated a women with less common sense than anyone I've ever known.

I'm just grumpy, today I came home and she was curled up sleeping wearing my favourite shirt.. :\

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ugh! been there done that, nothing worse than haveing an ex sitting around taking up space.

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Feeling sorry for myself.

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Single, and not really lookin, bc i have 2 guys that love me, but i don't know where to go from there......But if your cute...then we will talk.....But no one really likes me anyways.......so that isn't really an issue that i have to worry about!! :sad

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Single, and not really lookin, bc i have 2 guys that love me, but i don't know where to go from there......But if your cute...then we will talk.....But no one really likes me anyways.......so that isn't really an issue that i have to worry about!! :sad

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If you have 2 guys in love with you, yet no one likes you????

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I'm confused too.

At least I can say my mom still loves me... :blushing

If you have 2 guys in love with you, yet no one likes you????

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I've decided that, since I had a wild sex dream about you, I'm holding out in fear that no one else will measure up.

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:ohmy: my vision gets more than I do.

Feeling sorry for myself.

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:kiss

Single, and not really lookin, bc i have 2 guys that love me, but i don't know where to go from there......But if your cute...then we will talk.....But no one really likes me anyways.......so that isn't really an issue that i have to worry about!! :sad

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:kiss

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I have recently stopped looking. Not that I am no longer single. Just not looking and MUCH happier.

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Looking, but not keeping my hopes up.

So for now, I just asume that the ones I meet are taken unless specifically proven otherwise. The ratio from guys to women must be like 3 to 1. Maybie its just a Michigan thing.... :confused

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I have recently stopped looking. Not that I am no longer single. Just not looking and MUCH happier.

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Preach it sister!

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ya know what happens when i tell people i am "single"? the expression on their face contorts to one of extreme pain and they "normally" respond with "WHY!!??!!"

..i am alive.. i am happy, usually... and i am single....... at the moment..

hmm. yep. single.

why do some people try to make happy people feel awkward about being happy..

..questions that arent worth thinking about too long..

..moving on...

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Completely. Given. Up.

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Save me a spot in the corner, will ya?

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*checks pulse* Check

*checks tongue* Check

*checks body in mirror* That may be the problem CHECK

*checks eyes* Check

*checks personality* hmmm so far so good Check

ok people WTF is wrong with me? Why can't I get just one date?

Ok i'm in the giving up corner with the rest of the single quitters singing the woe is me song.

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