Wonder If This Could Actually Happen..

[Blackmail]

hey Ted. Long time so you're rich. Pass some money my way. I got a good story for you.

Necto last monday.

I drank a pint of jager and then drank 5 long islands I went with my friend Tara that I always go with and we took her car. I ended up puking and they threw me out so she took too long to come out of the bar so I tried my keys on her ignition and it worked. So I stole her car lol and drove myself home. She left me a voicemail if I see u this Saturday at the club I'll let u listen to it. She told me she felt like she was in 5th grade again LOL. It was hilarious u had to been there I guess. Anyways u like hearing my stories so I thought I'd let u in on this one. I'm still pimpin the hoes as usual bro. Some things never change except I'm divorced now. Seriously tho I'm lookin for a serious girlfriend cuz I haven't had sex in a year. Taras cute and we've made out b4 but shes got a 2 year old and I don't know if I'm ready to raise another persons kid again like I did with my exwife. Plus her boyfriend who is dead now from an overdose shot heroin and I just had an HIV test last month that came up negative. There is someone from dgn that I have an interest in though too. Mainly I see this girl Crystal when I go to city club. I don't see this girl Brittney that I was kinda seeing for a while anymore cuz I ate some girls pussy and she got all mad even tho we weren't officially going out. She took too long to make a move. Send me a message sometime Ted I'd love to hear from you. Your woman saw me at city club about last month on the dance floor body rockin with Crystal. I had fun grabbing her big ole titties. Unfortunately she has a 2 year old also and I'm tired of being a motherfucker.

Post of the year. This is why I won't leave Michigan.

[Slept with ghost]

In other words

no

it wont happen

[TygerLili]

Short answer: No, I don't think that would happen to any state barring a disaster like a nuclear explosion.

I think reading through this thread made my brain explode.