Shut Up And Go To Jail!

[know_buddy_kares]

so she'd just have to hire a new ghost writer for every chapter. i bet it's been done

either way, i won't make my bet because she'll not have written it herself, and i'll be out $20 lol

[n0Mad]

Heck, I'll be glad to take her money and ghost write the book for her. And I'll include a secret code all throughout the book saying what an idiot she is and stuff. Her dumb friends and followers will think it's a great autobiography detailing her troubled and misunderstood life. Us smart people though will see the key to the code right away and have a great laugh at her expense.

[Amerist]

I got $20 that says she'll write a fucking book about the "injustice" of it ... er wait nevermind... I don't think Paris knows how to read....

Teens everywhere will bask in her totally radical insights about how being separated from her rat-terrier for a a month or so felt like mind-blowing torture. Omg, did you know that they wouldn't let her wear makeup in there? Like, what happens if a new crew showed up on the cell block and wanted an interview.

Why, she could just faint!

[Scary Guy]

Teens everywhere will bask in her totally radical insights about how being separated from her rat-terrier for a a month or so felt like mind-blowing torture. Omg, did you know that they wouldn't let her wear makeup in there? Like, what happens if a new crew showed up on the cell block and wanted an interview.

Why, she could just faint!

Water boarding is legal now, maybe they should do that to her as well. Or send her down to Guantanamo where they can do whatever they wish.

Sometimes I think about how corrupt the government is, and I smile.