If You Were To Die

[Homicidalheathen]

[bean]

I see what you're doing over there and DAMN, that's nasty!

[Vater Araignee]

Find joy in my death as I would yours. Mourn your life as I do yours. Pray I no longer exist, for heaven would be hell knowing that you sorry bastards (all humans) are still suffering the evil called physical creation.

[Scary Guy]

"Enjoy your pain and misery, mine is over and I am free"

Engrave it on my tombstone

[phee]

I would say... "Don't mourn me, before I was dead I practiced and infinite time of non-existance and I didn't seem to mind, so I doubt I mind now"

[bean]

By the time you read this, you've probably already forgotten me.

[pharoh]

This is your Fault

[sass_in_the_pants]

The combination to my the secret vault is

[Destroit]

Dear family and friends

In my will I leave Raven with my PS2, because it was his to start with anyway. I leave my momma my car, because also, it was hers. I leave everything in my estate, including my condo, to Gitzie, because she is the sassyest cat that god ever made and she deserves every last square foot of that home to roll around in and get fur all over. I was going to leave her my car, but she failed the road test like twice and I didn't wanna shell out another 40 bucks just for her to fuck up again. Maybe I should get her one of those donut things, 'cause she DOES bitch alot about not being able to see above the steering wheel. Then there was that ONE time she hit a kid and kept driving. I don't see her getting her license anytime soon. Ah fuck it, take the car from my mom and also put that in my will to Gitzie. I also leave her 40 dollars cash so she can take the road test for her THIRD fucking time, and if she doesn't pass oh well then she's just a loser who can't drive to get to work now. That pudgy fatass, why do I care about the 40 bucks anyway, I'm dead remember?

Also, please do not touch my stuff, because you know that it is mine.

Well actually now it's Gitzie's stuff, which will prolly make her happy seeing as she's been eyeing that one black pair of boots I have even though I tell her she has kitty feet and it won't work. Kitties can't wear people shoes, now that's just ridiculous.

[torn asunder]

"i'm done..."

[Hellion]

I would want my ashes infused into a BC Rich Warlock guitar headstone,that would be my final wish

[DJ Nocker]

I was To Weak of a man to survive life...hopefully the few I can call my friends and family...are stronger than I was.

[FarrIL]

"I lived my life the way I wanted to. I died content.

Now quit bawling your eyes out and have some drinks already!"

[Reaper]

....no one touches the hearse. Bury it with me inside.

[Scary Guy]

....no one touches the hearse. Bury it with me inside.

Goddamn right, amen to that!

[Nevar (5)]

Ah awww god dam it, it fucking figure's, who new you'd all out live me, well i've got two words for you...FUCK OFF!

p.s. I hope you all get ass cancer.

[crunchy_pickle (5)]

God, please re-incarnate me as a female stripper pole.....

I used to say bicycle seat myself. I think I stole that from somewhere though....

On another note, my last thoughts would probably be quit crying you crybabies and start drinking.

EDIT:

Crap Tara beat me to it.

Hmmm....

No worries, the devil don't know I'm dead yet. Say a prayer for me and a prayer to forget me sooner. The earth will cover me soon. The body to the ground, and the soul to be judged. I'm taking everything with me that was me, so if you want to see me again, you'll have to be exactly as good as I was, and exactly as awful as I was. You might just be better off forgetting the whole thing.

P.S. I never really liked most of you anyways. Those I did, know so, and those I didn't don't know but those that I did probably did know those that I didn't. If this is the case, and you didn't know those I didn't, then in your case, I probably didn't.

[jadnifer]

Please dont be sad that Im gone. Remember all the good times in my life. Live life like Im still around.

Enough with this happy crappy....Throw the biggest damn party and celebrate my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hellion]

....no one touches the hearse. Bury it with me inside.

That will work for me,LOL!!

[Scary Guy]

That will work for me,LOL!!

But you don't own a hearse

[jadnifer]

Its okay. Hearses are still awesome!

[Reaper]

I would be buried in mine here.

[Scary Guy]

Just imagine it with hubcaps, because it actually has those now.

[Kit Kat P]

To sum it up, she was a redhead, that should just about cover it.

ps. I realized yesterday that if I were die soon, my parents wouldn't know hardly anyone at my funeral. Let along my gf, whom I love very much.

[Draco1958]

I would just say sorry for any pain I caused while I was around. I hope this act shows how bad I felt about that and believed this was the only way to prevent any chance of causing future pain. Forgive my selfish act and remember the good times we shared and forgive the bad. This is the only way I know to prevent any future problems. And I would include a special apology to one person whom I tried to be there for in a positive way altho it's looking like there was some negative effects included.