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heh.. I always liked this thread... it was like leaving a window open for a unknown suicide note lmao

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FUCK THIS CRUMMY ROCK..

See y'all later.

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new one.. note would read..

"If found, Please shoot liquified viagra near pubic reigon and give this corps one last night of mind blowing sex before this corpse's dick rots off"

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" One week after the funeral

Memorial Metal show at Harpos

$12 a head at the door

doors @ 6 pm"

is it sad that this is already planned somewhat??....got the same thing going on if I ever get married...my "wedding reception" will be a metal concert at Harpos...

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Have a party on my behalf when I am gone. Laugh, don't cry......for I loved life and want you to celebrate my life, not death.

well spoken

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I think my note would simply state, "...meh..." Yep, I think that pretty much sums it up for me.

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Due to an unknown future, everything someone writes is in itself like last words. So I hope I scratch up something decent before I croak and those damn theist cultists give my funeral an intelligence raping.. since decades from now I'll probably be too lazy to write up funeral plans.

Uh, smile, be happy, fill the coffin with liquor containers, keep the weird drunks away from the body.

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Laconically, a-la BRAVEHEART,

"I'll see you after."

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generalized to everyone.

::I love you all despite our relations, you helped me become who i was and am before and after death::

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