If You Were To Die

[phee]

If you were to die and have a letter or a "note" left behind to say to loved ones/the world... what would it say?

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

I love you.

[Homicidalheathen]

Have a party on my behalf when I am gone. Laugh, don't cry......for I loved life and want you to celebrate my life, not death.

[Steven]

"I did it myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy way........."

[hunhee]

My only regret in death would be that I no longer have arms to hold you and lips to kiss you and let you physically know how I feel about you, but in your heart I hope there burns a warmth that will never die out, that's my love for you. I hope it brings you a peace and joy that will help you allow other people into your heart, and allow you to love again. I know you'll miss me, but I'm glad that we had the time that we had in life to even get acquainted with eachother. You were my blessing since the day I laid eyes on you..

[saechalyn]

So long, suckers!

[hunhee]

yeah and the completely selfish side to me..

better me first than you.. *shrugs*

[BrassFusion]

Is this a suicide note, or like... we're gonna freeze to death on the siberian tundra and we get to write a goodbye note in the snow? Or if I got murdered, I would write "So And So Was My Killer!" in my blood. And yes, I would put "So And So," because that would be awesome.

[Msterbeau]

"I get the last word. Goodbye."

[Fierce Critter]

It would start something like this:

1) Oakley - should go with Mom & Dad. He plays fetch, but don't worry about being able to throw a frisbee right - he just likes to run and get it. Very whiny - it's nothing you do or don't do. Asks to go to the door by whining more incessently, maybe barking. The growling he does when he has a toy is NOT aggressive - it's his way of saying "let's play". Buy replacement "long dog" toys at PetSmart or Meijer's.

2) Tuckle - definitely go with Mom & Dad. Pick up a bale of Kay-Tee TIMOTHY hay from Wal-Mart and stick it in the feeder bin, make sure it comes out of the chute freely. Feed him fresh vegetables every day per the attached diet plan. Trim claws regularly - shine a light through them to expose the quick easier. Don't let him on the bed or he'll pee.

3) Ripley - should go to my oldest sister. Likes to play fetch with those little spinner toys from PetSmart. Likes her gums rubbed through her outer lip.

4) Grover - doesn't need to be with any of the other cats, but shouldn't be homed with Marty. Might be good with Asia. Grover is a real begger and likes food scraps. Laid back, doesn't play much. Likes his belly rubbed some.

5) Xena - do NOT house with any of the other cats - no other cats period. Will do something called "flippy cute" on command, and then will allow you to rub her belly, ears, eyes and chin. VERY talkative.

6) Asia - Should go with one of the other cats, perhaps Grover. Or better yet - keep with Oakley, she loves him. Asia is kinda stand-offish. But once she warms up to you, you can lay her on your chest and rub her from neck to spine and she'll start kneading & suckling on your clothes or blanket.

7) Marty, Fletcher & Calder - really should be kept together...

And so on.

I actually think about this often. If both Jon and I were in an accident tomorrow, we'd leave behind 12 cats, a dog and a rabbit that nobody knows anything about. I'd like to think that if I left behind instructions, my family would find appropriate homes for all of them rather than just call an animal shelter.

[torn asunder]

prosaic...

[hunhee]

prosaic...

wow you wrote that when you were drunk? dang! I'm lucky not to find drool on my pillow the next day *blush*

[torn asunder]

wow you wrote that when you were drunk? dang! I'm lucky not to find drool on my pillow the next day *blush*

yeah, i used to write drunk a lot... i was at my most (negatively) creative then. now, all my stuff seems banal to me...

[Msterbeau]

yeah, i used to write drunk a lot... i was at my most (negatively) creative then. now, all my stuff seems banal to me...

It's sorta unfortunate that with creative inspiration comes a certain amount of insanity and self-destructive behavior - for most people anyways.

[hunhee]

It's sorta unfortunate that with creative inspiration comes a certain amount of insanity and self-destructive behavior - for most people anyways.

Ahh but pure genious is a smidge too close to insanity

[Msterbeau]

Ahh but pure genious is a smidge too close to insanity

I'm totally agreeing. I think it takes being in that mental space to make the perverse leaps of logic that often comes with significant advances.

[Head Wreck]

i gues that was a REALY silly thing to do.

[Msterbeau]

i gues that was a REALY silly thing to do.

What was the last thing the redneck said before he/she died? "Hey, y'all!!! Watch this!!"

[LadyKay]

Welll...errrr....I actually wrote one of them kind of letters before. It mostly said I was sorry.....hmmmm. I never showed it to anyone. I think offend about the whole life and death thing. My mother in law is on to my father in law about writing his obituary. She has written hers and now she wants to start on his. Yes, they are both still alive.

[Shade Everdark]

Eh, can't think of anyone I'd leave a posthumous note to.

[know_buddy_kares]

My last note I'd leave behind..

"If you see this mangled corpse, then you know I had the best thrill of my life.

In short, go fuck yourself, I had fun.. BIAAATTTTCHHH!!!!!"

[Crazed Vampyress]

I swear to god if you get That cunt john edwards to try and 'reach me' i will haunt your ass right down a flight of stairs! NOW PARTY LIKE YOU MEAN IT, I WANNA FEEL THE LOVE ALL THE WAY FORM THE OTHER SIDE!

[creatureofthenyte]

"well, Im gone, hope yer happy, fuck off"

[Hellion]

Well I guess I can't make it to work,tomarrow

[pharoh]

God, please re-incarnate me as a female stripper pole.....