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I think we need to go bowling again!

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Bowl as partners! Haha!

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Let him eat cookies til he can't move.

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give her the book I told her about.

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Hug and kiss his puppy. *cause it looks so damn cute*

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eat fat kid breakfast

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make an igloo

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make really bad jokes in public with.

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I'd bowl the lights outta any bowling center with her anytime.

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pretend we're Borg VS McEnroe (I get to be McEnroe)

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Eventually take him up on that beer offer.....

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Bounce on a trampoline

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go mud sliding

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go with her.

mud sliding sounds liek a dang good time to me...

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I WILL play "Fat Man Tennis" with him...soon! :thumbsup:

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ask what is "fat man tennis"?

Edited by Kit Kat P
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ask what is "fat man tennis"?

It's an event where two obvioulsy "not sveldt" gentleman play tennis (not very hard or seriously, mind you, so as to not injure themselves). We will be very sportsmanlike, applauding each others efforts by toasting with Schlitz, (or another delicious malted liquor beverage) from 40 oz bottles, between games. Afterwards, it's off to Jaun's Hacienda for burritos.

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say to him: now thats what I call some serious fucking fat man tennis!!! (its good to be the fat man)

by the way I'm Mc Enroe, or at least Jimmy Conners.

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Bring along a bottle of jager for the winner to share w/ the loser and crowd.

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ask her where she's been all my life? (tennis and Jaeger.....odale)

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Explain that I've spent my life bouncing between the coasts

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tell her that I too have a vagabond's heart

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ask him his advice on being w/ a roots type person

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Ask her if she's ever dug up tree roots.

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Ask if she ever felt like being a tree...

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