EvilEve Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 would go shopping with her to purchase the 'perfect' tree to turn her into..
Steven Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 ask him his advice on being w/ a roots type person tell her its a lifestyle that carries a certain degree of awkwardness for the wanderer and yet it opens the door to vast untapped personal potential
TomCat Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 say to him: now thats what I call some serious fucking fat man tennis!!! (its good to be the fat man) by the way I'm Mc Enroe, or at least Jimmy Conners. I played Jimmy once, he was very gracious, but then again, he could be, he kicked my ass. Bring along a bottle of jager for the winner to share w/ the loser and crowd. I hope she's coming to watch then!! Hell Steven, we'll make T-Shirts that say "Will Serve and Volley for Jaeger Shots!" ask her where she's been all my life? (tennis and Jaeger.....odale) No kidding, when I get done playing, Brenda just tells me to "take a shower!"
Kit Kat P Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 tell him the jaegar will be waiting when he gets out of the shower
Steven Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 tell her no peeking cause you know....shrinkage and all
Kit Kat P Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 remind him that Tom isn't my preferred cup of tea, and I don't want Brenda to hurt me
Steven Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 remind her that Brenda is the coolest woman on earth and has starboobies and all, but she's a kitty cat disguised as a cougar (unless you talk about her man's shrinkage)
Kit Kat P Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 Challenge the Zeppelin to some Hank Williams Snr, Hank Williams III, and Charlie Pride
jadnifer Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 Put the country music with the music of Eminem and then shoot the radio because we won't be able to stand listening to it for very long.
Kit Kat P Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 Play some cure and Ramstein to cure what ails her
Steven Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 Challenge the Zeppelin to some Hank Williams Snr, Hank Williams III, and Charlie Pride check mate her with some Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings....(Charlie Pride??!!! holy sheepshit we're reachign back now!!!)
creatureofthenyte Posted March 8, 2008 Posted March 8, 2008 swap in some g.w.a.r. when he isn't lookin.
Burrich1 Posted March 8, 2008 Posted March 8, 2008 Get some G.W.A.R. blood and some freaky costumes, and scare the hell out of everyone.
DeadBurgerKing (10) Posted March 8, 2008 Posted March 8, 2008 Come up with some other genius ideas!
TomCat Posted March 8, 2008 Posted March 8, 2008 Let him write the soundtrack for the movie/screenplay to be based on my forthcoming book. Ohhhh Yeah!!!
jadnifer Posted March 10, 2008 Posted March 10, 2008 Read his new book and then have a discussion on it.
Kit Kat P Posted March 10, 2008 Posted March 10, 2008 bring in some screenplay writing students to do the editing whilst we discuss
Burrich1 Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Cash in a few favors to get a month in the Insustrial Light and Magic studio for the special effects.
Kit Kat P Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 act as a sounding board for crazy idea of the hour
jadnifer Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Laugh at her crazy ideas while tipping back a cold one.
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