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would go shopping with her to purchase the 'perfect' tree to turn her into..

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ask him his advice on being w/ a roots type person

tell her its a lifestyle that carries a certain degree of awkwardness for the wanderer and yet it opens the door to vast untapped personal potential

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say to him: now thats what I call some serious fucking fat man tennis!!! (its good to be the fat man)

by the way I'm Mc Enroe, or at least Jimmy Conners.

I played Jimmy once, he was very gracious, but then again, he could be, he kicked my ass.

Bring along a bottle of jager for the winner to share w/ the loser and crowd.

I hope she's coming to watch then!! Hell Steven, we'll make T-Shirts that say "Will Serve and Volley for Jaeger Shots!" :peanutbutterjellytime:

ask her where she's been all my life? (tennis and Jaeger.....odale)

No kidding, when I get done playing, Brenda just tells me to "take a shower!"

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tell him the jaegar will be waiting when he gets out of the shower

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tell her no peeking cause you know....shrinkage and all

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remind him that Tom isn't my preferred cup of tea, and I don't want Brenda to hurt me

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remind her that Brenda is the coolest woman on earth and has starboobies and all, but she's a kitty cat disguised as a cougar (unless you talk about her man's shrinkage)

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dance to evelator music

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place elevator music against synth-pop

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dose it down with a steady stream of Zepplin

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Challenge the Zeppelin to some Hank Williams Snr, Hank Williams III, and Charlie Pride

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Put the country music with the music of Eminem and then shoot the radio because we won't be able to stand listening to it for very long.

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Play some cure and Ramstein to cure what ails her

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Challenge the Zeppelin to some Hank Williams Snr, Hank Williams III, and Charlie Pride

check mate her with some Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings....(Charlie Pride??!!! holy sheepshit we're reachign back now!!!)

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swap in some g.w.a.r. when he isn't lookin.

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Get some G.W.A.R. blood and some freaky costumes, and scare the hell out of everyone.

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Come up with some other genius ideas!

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Let him write the soundtrack for the movie/screenplay to be based on my forthcoming book. Ohhhh Yeah!!! :peanutbutterjellytime:

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Read his new book and then have a discussion on it.

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bring in some screenplay writing students to do the editing whilst we discuss

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Cash in a few favors to get a month in the Insustrial Light and Magic studio for the special effects.

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act as a sounding board for crazy idea of the hour

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Laugh at her crazy ideas while tipping back a cold one.

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scheme new ways to play up old ideas

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go to the beach and get drunk

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