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Have her and the Eternal over for movies...this Friday?

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make her aweomse food

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Eat her awesome foods, then help with the dishes.

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Support local poetry...

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Definitely! As soon as I'm well, I will be there, regularly, with the exception of my brother's birthday and Roller Skating nights (in those months they fall on a Sunday). Long live the spoken word! Let the truths ring out.

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foof her fine ass

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Foofs are for people, silly. Tell him to leave my donkey out of it. (weirdo)

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i ment your buttocks my dear lol you know what i ment ont make me tan your hide now :spank

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Oh, whew! Jenny is relieved. Bruno was interested though.

Laugh and point because he doesn't know what foofing is.

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oooo just you wait missy :peanutbutterjellytime:

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gives flower as late wedding gift

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motorboat her tits

  • 1 month later...
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Spin people around 34 times then poke them in the eyes and run.

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Hump her leg.
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Give him honey for the lube to hump her leg! Then laugh!!

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Rub leg hump honey on his face... And then the faces of others.

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Spank her

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throw acorns at people

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yell at her where the hell have you been?

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*spanx her for yelling @ friends*

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say oh thanks may i have another lol

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Send one of those toy mouths of constantly chomping teeth to attack her.

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force you to buy my guitar

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By name alone, discuss clive barker

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