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*squirms around a little* careful I have a fresh selection of bruises... I'm sensitive... I wanna go fishing too.

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Offer her a day of fishing on my little boat.

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...he knows!

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So does she

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Share a beer

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Have a beer with him too

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Make the freakiest, kinkiest sex tape that anyone has ever seen.
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ask for a copy

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...get a ride...in the new Ninja-wagon...

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Give my ninja a ride in the ninja wagon

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Give my ninja a ride in the ninja wagon

Ask him, "Where, we, goin'?"

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tell him anywhere we damn well want

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Would take him for a ride in the Godphoenix when it is restored to full power.

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tell him anywhere we damn well want

..OVER HILL, OVER DALE, WE GO D-RIVIN' DOWN THE TRAIL, BOAR HUNTING...BE-FORE TO LONG!

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Hand him rifle or shotgun or pistol or bow to kill some piggys. Or spear or blowgun or sword or tomahawk or shurikens or throwing knives. i have alot of toys!

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Go with them & kill some piggies

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Hand him rifle or shotgun or pistol or bow to kill some piggys. Or spear or blowgun or sword or tomahawk or shurikens or throwing knives. i have alot of toys!

..we gotta' bring Stormy along too...I heard them Islanderz has the "pig-killin'-technique" down pat!

We'll save America from the pig threat!

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Would gladly bring her but would then need some alone time. Women and weapons really turn me on! :w00t:

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Squirt him w/ a hose to cool him off :p

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slip an ice cube down her shirt

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Pour sticky lemonade down her shirt :p

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grab the ice cold water ballon out of the fridge and throw it at you

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Make amends

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say hello

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curl up in her lap and cuddle :)

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