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Buy him a jeep bumper sticker

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Take her for a ride in either Jeep.

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ask where are we going?

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Make a sincere oath of friendship.

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get bombed

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I cannot say in mixed company! :happy::devil:

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Watch anime :happy:

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Watch anime :happy:

Watch anime with her while performing an exorcism on her demon possesed couch she bought from the garage sale...

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:rofl: thank you for such a great service... but my couches are from IKEA... its my bed that's from a garage sale and I like the demons in there so if you wouldn't mind just leaving them that would be GREAT :happy:
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Explore bed daemons :rolleyes:

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Help bed daemons to possess O_M_G *giggle*

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Spank them for posting out of order & making mu UBERBLUSH last night.

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I would help him spank them thourally.
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Ask him to hose me down if I set myself on fire with the fireworks.

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..assure him of my first-aide experience ;)
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i will get the fire extinguisher to put you out prick, you dont want a goat near the fire works anyway he will just eat them and then you have exploding goat (now doesnt that sound like something interesting to see exploding goat)

edit to add because rev posted before me such a post whore lol after fire is oat allow goat to patch prick up

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...tell him about the really interesting time that I got exploded.....it was great!

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listen to interesting story over a bowl and laugh my ass off explosions are awesome

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...share tobaccos & giggles..
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giggles with rev and then tells him about this time i burped while going down on a girl cuz im high but thats just me

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giggles with rev and then tells him about this time i burped while going down on a girl cuz im high but thats just me

I did that before...tasted like bacon!...

.........that's when I came up with the idea for bacon & tuna casserole!MMMMMMMHMMMMGUD!

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rofl omg awesome totally fricken awesome bacon and tuna casserole and how did you know i said mmmmmhmmmgood after i burped i didnt mention that part

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rofl omg awesome totally fricken awesome bacon and tuna casserole and how did you know i said mmmmmhmmmgood after i burped i didnt mention that part

.....'cause I'm part psychic...

...& really, what else IS there to say right then?

...other than maybe, "Pass the Scotch!"

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for sho

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...talk aboout how funny it is when Canadians say, "ABOOUT"...

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