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Would ask her to help me with my math test.

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Introduce him to my sister, who's a math wiz, a teacher, and just finished her masters.

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Would hand you the best calculater I could find.

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Make jokes about lake Erie

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Buy her a titmouse.

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Count to 20

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Create the Super Pitchfork.

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drink cawphee out of keg sized cups.

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Shotgun a beer.

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Go eat some blueberry donuts with.

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Play Racketball untill blood came out of our anuses

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Go on a field trip to the bermuda triangle with.

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Blow up frozen turkeys.

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tag team spin on rollerskates till we both puke.

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play rockem sockem robots on an empty stomach

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Wear ex president masks, and wreck havoc running thru shuffle board courts.

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Drive monster trucks thru unsuspecting peoples' summer cookouts.

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Keep silent during a game of Marco Polo.

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Tend to his bite marks.

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Trade funny stories about kids.

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Make up funny stories about kids.

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