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Explain that salty evil is regular evil made extra yummy

she's right.

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Redefine evil.

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help him slip in ex-lax into steven's drink for threadjackin...( I kid)

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ask him to slide me a magazine under the stall since now Im very obviously poopin....

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slide him a magazine, and then run away quick, before the stench makes me pass out...

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remind him that Latin men always poo Lilac....

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Thank him in person for the christmas card.

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hug her and promise not to talk about ex lax or clam chowder

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Go to guitar stores with obnoxiously superior salesmen, visit the guitar room and play a nice bit of "Blackbird" on acoustic, putting the salesguys at ease. Then let Steven pick up an amped electric and wail on it until we get kicked out.

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go for holiday hay ride and snag some hot apple cider

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Have a HORRIBLE allergy attack that will require her to take me to the hospital so they can give something to de-inflate my face after it blows up from all the hay.

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A long walk in the deep woods of northern michigan... and if I can get her to suppress her city way of walking.... see some wild animals.

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Grab some coffee and shoot the shit for a while.

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Same thing.

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debate the finer points of cawfee

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mull some wine and build a fire to ward off the cold

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Have her show me some cool shopping spots in Cali.

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ask her about nice camping places up north

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request a club/bar tour

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Take her diving off the breakwater to shark-hunt

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Watch him dive, stay in the boat, and drink a cocktail.

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Watch the same things, but from a nice raft in the water.

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squirt her with an excessivly large squirt gun

:whistle:

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Organize a DGN squirt gun party (for the summer, cause its too chilly) and laugh at the thought of all the wet goths with runny makeup.

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