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Give him a note book and pen and tell him he has 4 great reasons to tell me why he never showed up to the party.

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Apologize.

1) My brother was in town from Louisiana, and I had family obligations.

2) I was abducted by aliens, and although I tried, I could not get them to all come too.

3) There was a gi-normous flood and I was stranded on the roof of my house all night in my City club outfit, but the rescuers couldn't see me cause it was dark and I was wearing all black.

4) The federalias raided my house because I was suspected to be smuggling left handed lesbian Eskimo midget albinos illegal aliens into Mexico and it took all night to straighten out.

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ask him if he got me any tacos whilst being raised by mexican federalis....

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ask him how his xmas went

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tell her it went pretty dang good....

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build a toy castle from xmas loot, and then hide inside eating chocolate liqueurs

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dang that sounds fucken cool, I mean make her a nice cup of chamomile...

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go search out the honey for tea and offer him some mini cakes

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thank her for the cakes and ask her did she make them in her easy bake oven?

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Plant Venus Fly traps near by standing water ponds so we don't have a bug issue this year.

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err um it changed people, promise to attend one of her parties, on of these years

Edited by Kit Kat P
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Bring her a batch of fudge & eat it with her while we watch movies. :peanutbutterjellytime:

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play on slot machines

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Go run amok in greek town with.

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throw a salad in her direction...(when in greece)

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remind him to bring the dressing

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Drink ranch straight...

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Discuss why exactly the yellow snow is un-eatable, er edible.

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tell him to stop pouring leftover lysol in the snow.

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Let her know that when she wears big boots, I'm at boobie level with her.... and I don't mind at all.

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Just about anything but fuck.

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Let her do so as posted above!

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play laser tag

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