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Buy an island in the Pacific.

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Buy him a book of proverbs.

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buy her some top ramen. chili flavored.

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make a movie about evil care bears

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Set up the bears and photograph them in compromising positions...

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caste her in my movie as the nekkkid damsel in distress

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Point out how slow he's getting.

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Point out his lovely locks of hair.

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dang.

im getting fat too.

meet up with him over at Odim's and Candy's party

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DANGIT!!! tell myself to post quicker - thats TWO that jumped ahead of me!!

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read him a bedtime story so that he can go to bed earlier and have a clear mind in the morning!

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Buy her a trampoline to jump higher and faster.

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thank him for changing my status to girl.

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give her some gummy worms

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Cry. Because I have a cold, and misery loves company.

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share a box of snot rags

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Make some homemade chicken soup for everyone with colds.

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Go chase after the left over Canadian Geese with.

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give her a back rub (she'll be needing one by the time the party is here)

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Take her out to drinks after the lovely backrub!

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hang out at starbucks, drink cawphee, and giggle.

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Help each other install skyjacker lift kits on our vehicles.

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make him come to Candy and Odims party tomorrow night

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Steal someone’s wallet, gift-wrap every plastic card in it, replace them, and return the wallet unbeknownst to the owner.

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