What Lesson Have You Learned For Today?

[creatureofthenyte]

that going to shopping malls even after christmas, is a life risking endeavor, the parking lot is a deathtrap.

[Destroit]

I've learned that my neighbors are CRAZY damn hicks They have little kids and I hear "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" just now, what a good example to be teaching your children

[JaneDead]

I've learned that my neighbors are CRAZY damn hicks They have little kids and I hear "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" just now, what a good example to be teaching your children

hey i didn't realize i moved in next door to you! shut the fuck up!

[Destroit]

hey i didn't realize i moved in next door to you! shut the fuck up!

Well then......tell yer damn kids to stfu and leave my damn kitty alone! Also, I am not a witch, so if you just let your kids know they can let all of the other kids in the neighborhood know so I don't have an audience staring at me every time I leave my house. kthnx

[know_buddy_kares]

Well then......tell yer damn kids to stfu and leave my damn kitty alone! Also, I am not a witch, so if you just let your kids know they can let all of the other kids in the neighborhood know so I don't have an audience staring at me every time I leave my house. kthnx

I learned that Chernobyl can cast evil witchy voodoo magic to make you go blind if you stare at her

[Head Wreck]

that maybe i'm more odd than i'd admit to

[Destroit]

I learned that Chernobyl can cast evil witchy voodoo magic to make you go blind if you stare at her

I've learned that you is WRONG. I can cast evil witchy voodoo magic to make people spontaneously combust. Close but no cigar.

[CandyQuackenbush]

That even when your being super creative, something will always put a hault to it.

[know_buddy_kares]

I've learned there IS a such thing as too much beer at city club

[bean]

don't bother getting out of bed

[Homicidalheathen]

That telemarketing has a horrible stigma attached to it....even if your calling other buisnesses for one of your own. Yup. Hate me. I don't care.

[bean]

make sure the cap is screwed on before shaking the bottle

[creatureofthenyte]

use the bathroom, even if you're not sure if you need to, you just might spare yourself from feelin icky later.

[Hellion]

Vicodin and alcohol,definately can be fun,note only to be done once a month,no more than one tablet.

[saechalyn]

Some things can only be learned through experience.

[Tryp]

Love the closest fuck the rest

[predaking]

when your boss is an idiot you can have meny laughs at his expence

[Tryp]

Do not give up on those whom may not ask for help. Only give up on those who know they can't be helped.

[Homicidalheathen]

That dogs have muddy paws so wash them when they come in or u get a mess lol

[Tryp]

COme Real Or Not At All

[Tryp]

Don't Do Drugs...Dopesickness sucks

[saechalyn]

douchebags think they are dinosaurs.

[know_buddy_kares]

NEVER accidentally Lock yourself out of your room by forgetting to grab your key card.... because you NEVER know when the FUCKING SMOKE DETECTOR is going to have malfunction and go total fucking Apeshit... leaving you trapped outside of your room going WTF?!?!?!

[creatureofthenyte]

I learned that an ever growing number of people in today's society are become dumber and more illiterate as time goes on, and sometimes I have to deal with these morons.

[predaking]

its funny when the youngest in a group of adults it the ONLY adult