DGN Coffee house...

[Brenda Starrr]

ROFL!!!! That's great!

[Paper Hearts]

that's not me!

[Brenda Starrr]

No. You're much better-looking.

[phee]

I loved that show

[Brenda Starrr]

I did, too.

[Paper Hearts]

thanx guys.

[phee]

You are all such good friends of mine...

[Brenda Starrr]

Anything for you....

[Paper Hearts]

how come we don't hang out?

[phee]

Cuz you are ashamed that you know me?

[Brenda Starrr]

Because I live here in B-more. However, we can hang out when you come here, and when I come there. How's that?

Edited July 22, 2005 by BrendaStarrr

[Paper Hearts]

that sounds fun. Can Phee come along?

[Brenda Starrr]

If he promises to take his meds and his woman lets him out....

[phee]

Meds you mean like my crack?

[Brenda Starrr]

If that's what it takes, Phee. If that's what it takes....

[phee]

I am having such a busy day

[Brenda Starrr]

You need to relax. Fire up the crack pipe.

[Paper Hearts]

**passes the pipe to Phee**

[Brenda Starrr]

Just don't pass it to me.

[Paper Hearts]

why is my boss such an asshole?

[Brenda Starrr]

Do you want me to punch his lights out for you?

[Paper Hearts]

yeah. He's leaning against someone's cubicle wall and smiling and talking about Mayberry.

[Brenda Starrr]

Just say the word. I'll pop him in the eye.

[Paper Hearts]

I'd have to bring him down there with me, and that is not happening!

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll get him when I come up there. I'll wear something really short and punch his lights out. He'll never see it coming....