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We missed you with everything that we have thrown

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I was waiting for that, you shit.

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Told you that you hate me...

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I don't hate you.

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You just said that I ws a shit....

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I mean it in a loving way

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Brenda, we made you a squirel while you were out. I hope you like it...we made it from all of those old sloths we had hanging around outside the building...

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We glued them together with pigs blood and rat semen

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Ew. I think I'm actually turned off now....

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Turned off of what?

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i didn't know anything about the pigs blood, I swear it...

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I think I'm done now....

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Why do you think I had all the pigs from the cieling and used a cheesegrator on them

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i thought that was becuase you were making cheese

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Oh God.....

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sorry Brenda.

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Naw,

I wait till they are dead before I make cheese... they were still squeeling because I needed the fresh blood...

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where did you get the rat seamen, or should I not ask?

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I jacked off a bunch of rats that live behind the counter

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Okay. I'm leaving the cafe. I'd like to be able to eat my dinner tonight

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Okay Brenda, is that cool?

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Why Brenda? Is something wrong?

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what do we do with the squirel, she didn't like it...?

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I dunno... it is kinda attractive

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let's put it in the window, to attract customers.

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