phee Posted July 22, 2005 Author Posted July 22, 2005 We missed you with everything that we have thrown
Paper Hearts Posted July 22, 2005 Posted July 22, 2005 Brenda, we made you a squirel while you were out. I hope you like it...we made it from all of those old sloths we had hanging around outside the building...
phee Posted July 22, 2005 Author Posted July 22, 2005 We glued them together with pigs blood and rat semen
Paper Hearts Posted July 22, 2005 Posted July 22, 2005 i didn't know anything about the pigs blood, I swear it...
phee Posted July 22, 2005 Author Posted July 22, 2005 Why do you think I had all the pigs from the cieling and used a cheesegrator on them
Paper Hearts Posted July 22, 2005 Posted July 22, 2005 i thought that was becuase you were making cheese
phee Posted July 22, 2005 Author Posted July 22, 2005 Naw, I wait till they are dead before I make cheese... they were still squeeling because I needed the fresh blood...
Paper Hearts Posted July 22, 2005 Posted July 22, 2005 where did you get the rat seamen, or should I not ask?
phee Posted July 22, 2005 Author Posted July 22, 2005 I jacked off a bunch of rats that live behind the counter
Brenda Starrr Posted July 22, 2005 Posted July 22, 2005 Okay. I'm leaving the cafe. I'd like to be able to eat my dinner tonight
Paper Hearts Posted July 22, 2005 Posted July 22, 2005 what do we do with the squirel, she didn't like it...?
Paper Hearts Posted July 22, 2005 Posted July 22, 2005 let's put it in the window, to attract customers.
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