DGN Coffee house...

[paradox]

i have one...

[phee]

Do you now?

[Brenda Starrr]

Why is my 10 year old being such a diva??

[phee]

Because she is now double digits... I guess

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh, my God!! It's crazy!!

[phee]

How is she being a Diva?

[Brenda Starrr]

She has this special recognition dinner to go to this evening. All of a sudden, she has nothing to wear, and anything I say isn't good enough.

[phee]

Wait... is she me?

[Brenda Starrr]

Maybe. Quit being my kid, dammit!!!!!

[phee]

But MOOOMMMM!!!!!

[paradox]

heh...

[Brenda Starrr]

I will NOT breastfeed you.

[paradox]

DOH!

[phee]

You will breastfeed a doh?

[paradox]

will you knead it?

[phee]

I keep on trying to breastfeed my cat.... he just isn't into it.... I keep on hearing over and over again how it is best but.... I don't know waht to do.

[Brenda Starrr]

I would stop before someone calls PETA on you.

[paradox]

grow some mammery glands?

[Brenda Starrr]

At 39, I don't have a freakin' shot.....

[paradox]

:laughing

[Paper Hearts]

What's on special, today?

[Brenda Starrr]

Me.

[Paper Hearts]

yum. Can I have a little extra, i'm hungry?

[Brenda Starrr]

Have all you want.

[Paper Hearts]

here I go...