DGN Coffee house...

[JaneDead]

no sex for me thanks. i am not a team player. but thank god brenda is!

[Paper Hearts]

thank you.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll do whatever I can to save the sanity on this board. Wait....was there any to begin with?

[phee]

Bend over Paul....

Wait... that is not what you ment

[Brenda Starrr]

See?? I just KNEW you wanted him!!! Dirty little Phee!!!

[phee]

....

[Brenda Starrr]

Nothing to say, huh!!!!

[Paper Hearts]

**does not enjoy ass play**

[Brenda Starrr]

I tried to tell him that, Paul. You like "front play".

[phee]

I have to go "eat lunch" will be back in an hour or so... *has trouble walking*

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh suuuuuuuuuure. "Eat lunch".....

[Paper Hearts]

Yeah. How come whenever he leaves, everyone else leaves?

[Brenda Starrr]

I know!! Is he doing everyone on the board??

[JaneDead]

i never leave.... i just sit in the corner sometimes, all alone

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh lookie! It's Dyno!!!

[Paper Hearts]

aww

[Brenda Starrr]

I only like dark corners....

[Paper Hearts]

How is it that I'm wearing Phee's button today and he wants to fuck my ass, yet he doesn't even notice that? Men!

[Brenda Starrr]

Because he's only thinking of his penis. NOT your button.

[Paper Hearts]

Maybe if I put the button on the seat of my pants...

[Brenda Starrr]

That would make it worse. You don't like assplay, remember??

[Paper Hearts]

I just hate it when he stares at my breasts, that's all-

[Brenda Starrr]

I wish more people would stare at mine in a wow-they're-pretty sense instead of the where-the-Hell-are-they sense....

[Paper Hearts]

I like little cute, sassy ones.

[Brenda Starrr]

Those would be mine. Sassy with jewelry.