DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

Most tea's you find around here are so full of pesticides it is scary.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll take one with Bailey's. Extra sweet.

[phee]

One pesticide with bailys comin up...

[Brenda Starrr]

I want cophee. Not tea. Why don't they listen here??

[TomCat]

I want a chocolate malt. Is that too much to ask?

[Paper Hearts]

I don't think Twinings would give the queen pesticide. They're pretty good about that kind of thing in Britain. I think all of their farm animals, for instance, must be free range, by law. If you buy cheese at a gas station there, it's the finest cheese you've ever had.

[Brenda Starrr]

Mmmmm! Gas station cheese! Better than government cheese!

[saechalyn]

I remember government cheese! It was pretty good actually.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm glad I'm not the only one!!

[Paper Hearts]

Gas station cheese in Britian is as good as anything and usually better, in fact, than anything you'd buy at the market, here.

[Brenda Starrr]

Someday, when I go to Britain, I will get cheese at the gas station. I will eat it in my car with utter glee. Oh, how I adore cheese!

[Paper Hearts]

I've done it. Drove all the way from Glasgow, Scotland to Rial, Wales, on gas station cheese.

[phee]

Cophee for the horney lady

Malt for the horney guy

Tea for the Canadian love machine

and cheese for EVERYONE

[Brenda Starrr]

There are no horny men in this joint.

[phee]

They are "Men" therefore to specify horney is redundant.

[Brenda Starrr]

That was funny!!

[Paper Hearts]

I'm not Canadian either, I just hate our country.

Edited August 1, 2005 by Paper Hearts

[Brenda Starrr]

"Love machine" still applies, though. Doesn't it?

[phee]

Fine you American hating love machine

[Paper Hearts]

Thanks. Yeah I want so much cheese all over me. I want it on my penis and all over my skin! this is going to be so fucking hot!

[TomCat]

what kinda cheese?

[Brenda Starrr]

I love eating cheese in strange places.....

[phee]

Smegma day!!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

YUMMY!!

[TomCat]

Phee, you're one sick pup. That is all...LOL