DGN Coffee house...

[Brenda Starrr]

REALLY luckyyyy!

[Paper Hearts]

**does brenda for a while**

[saechalyn]

i feel dirty

[Paper Hearts]

**cleans saechalyn**

[Brenda Starrr]

I never feel clean. I'm going to Hell.

[Paper Hearts]

I'll be there, if you need someone to talk to

[saechalyn]

I go every summer! There's a great bar right on the edge of the River Styxx.

[phee]

I never feel clean. I'm going to Hell.

That is what I have been saying about you...

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll be there, if you need someone to talk to

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You can stay on my layer of Hell. I'll have open bar and full nudity for eternity. Would you like to see my brochure?

[Paper Hearts]

Are there any tits in it?

[phee]

So would anybody like a crepe?

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll show you when I come back to Detroit.

[Paper Hearts]

mind if I jerk off?

[Brenda Starrr]

Need help?

[Paper Hearts]

I thought you'd never ask.

[Brenda Starrr]

:blushing

Is it hot in here or is it just me?

[Paper Hearts]

brake fluid?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah. I'm really, really thirsty all of a sudden.....

[Paper Hearts]

wave to the waiter when he comes by

[Brenda Starrr]

I can't. I'm too hot.

[saechalyn]

I'm drinking diet vernors...but it's room temperature.

[Paper Hearts]

maybe we should fuck again...

[Brenda Starrr]

I need something. REALLY bad.

[Paper Hearts]

I'm really bad...

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll take one PaperHearts to go, please.