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dont say that about yer colon! :ohmy:

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I've been awake for 38 hours!

Well so have I.... just not in a row.

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Lol phee your phunny. Hows everyone doing this afternoon?

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I am......AT WERK (Big surpise I know)

Have you called your mom today? she probably misses you.

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She ended up calling me she sent me $120.00 not bad at all for Dollar Mom.

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Kewl

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I have discovered new ways to take bad beats in poker. It has been a less than profitable morning.

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You seem.... different this evening paradox..... did your uncle molest you again?

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"You're an uncle fucka yes its true, Nobody fucks unlces quite like u."

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Southpark!

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I've been awake for 38 hours!

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Well so have I.... just not in a row.

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"did you hear that? my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

"in a row???"

:laughing :laughing :laughing

sorry, i couldnt resist, it just popped in my head! :laughing

"You're an uncle fucka yes its true, Nobody fucks unlces quite like u."

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:laughing

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"did you hear that? my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

"in a row???"

:laughing :laughing :laughing

sorry, i couldnt resist, it just popped in my head! :laughing

:laughing

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"Listen jerk, until today you never even knew how many guys I'd slept with, because you never even asked. And then you act all nonchalant about fucking twelve different girls. Well, I never had sex with twelve different guys!"

"No, but you sucked enough dick!"

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"Listen jerk, until today you never even knew how many guys I'd slept with, because you never even asked.  And then you act all nonchalant about fucking twelve different girls. Well, I never had sex with twelve different guys!"

"No, but you sucked enough dick!"

Huh???

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it's from Clerks, man...Clerks!!

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I need a foot massage REALLY bad....

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Then get one.... (where is Paul when you need him?)

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*Sniff*

Paul never calls. He never texts me.....

I'm not cool anymore.

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Yes you are... very cool actually, it is just clear that you don't love us anymore that's all.

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Now, you and I both know that that is a big fat lie.

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Now, you and I both know that that is a big fat lie.

Well... I have not seen you playing the usual raindeer games.... :blink

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I don't have internet access at work. I'm in retail. I sell makeup. I can't get on like I did before. I'll be on tomorrow, though. Does that make you feel better?

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Yeah actually.... how is the job going anywho?

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It's going well, thanks! How are you?

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...I really can't think of an answer....

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Ick. Is it that bad?

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