DGN Coffee house...

[unchaste]

You have to come back sometime next week if ya want some o' those

[phee]

You have to come back sometime next week if ya want some o' those

Where is that one guy when you need him?

[unchaste]

Where is that one guy when you need him?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Which one guy? I know bunches

[phee]

You know that one guy

[unchaste]

WHICH ONE?

[phee]

The one who you PMd me about

[unchaste]

ooooooooohhhhh. sorry, I'm dense. Vagina has taken over brain. i thought you were talking about that one Aunt Flo thread. Those were the bunches o' guys I was talkin' about.

[Brenda Starrr]

Phee is easily confused. Just feed him a liverwurst and swiss on whole wheat sandwich. He'll perk right up.

[phee]

Phee is easily confused. Just feed him a liverwurst and swiss on whole wheat sandwich. He'll perk right up.

Who are you again?

[unchaste]

I think you got yerself a stalker, phEE man.

[Brenda Starrr]

No hon. You got that backwards.

I got ME a stalker.

[phee]

She wants to be stalked by Polar Bears....

[unchaste]

And phEE is a polar bear? I think I missed something. Maybe a couple somethings.

[phee]

I wanna big popcycle

[Brenda Starrr]

Nope. Phee is obsessed with polar bears and gross food combos. He's not allowed outside cuz all the chicks dig him. He plans of making Agnosticism the world's most premier cult while selling Amway to coax people into joining. He gets highly turned on by sheep.

[phee]

Nope. Phee is obsessed with polar bears and gross food combos. He's not allowed outside cuz all the chicks dig him. He plans of making Agnosticism the world's most premier cult while selling Amway to coax people into joining. He gets highly turned on by sheep.

Can you be more specific?

[Brenda Starrr]

Okay.

Phee's obsession with polar bears causes a great deal of embarrassment to him. It's as if he has Turets. You could have a conversation about anything OTHER than polar bears, and all of a sudden, he will say something about others having an obsession with them instead.

He is only allowed to "werk" and play gigs because a vagina runs his life.

He's a devout Agnostic, and is therefore open to anything. He will eventually make you believe that you are as well. Then, he will make you "recruit" others. Maybe by selling Amway products or candy door-to-door.

When he envisions sheep coming into the cophee house, he gets highly excited. This in turn gets Paper Hearts all excited. They will have this hallucination together on a frequent, almost daily basis.

[phee]

Okay.

Phee's obsession with polar bears causes a great deal of embarrassment to him. It's as if he has Turets. You could have a conversation about anything OTHER than polar bears, and all of a sudden, he will say something about others having an obsession with them instead.

He is only allowed to "werk" and play gigs because a vagina runs his life.

He's a devout Agnostic, and is therefore open to anything. He will eventually make you believe that you are as well. Then, he will make you "recruit" others. Maybe by selling Amway products or candy door-to-door.

When he envisions sheep coming into the cophee house, he gets highly excited. This in turn gets Paper Hearts all excited. They will have this hallucination together on a frequent, almost daily basis.

Daaaannngggg!!!! Somebody is taking out her retailness on a member of a certain Gothic Board today.... sheesh....

she does have one good point in the above statements... I just wont tell you which one.

[Brenda Starrr]

I know which one it is....

[phee]

I am sure you do.... but it is getting better.

Edited September 13, 2005 by phee

[Brenda Starrr]

Good to know!

[phee]

Bleorg!!!

[paradox]

NORF!

[phee]

Zort!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

What?