DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

Yes....

Would you like some grubs in warm milk?

[Brenda Starrr]

No thanks. I would love some chocolate mousse cake with extra whipped cream.

[phee]

OK...

[Brenda Starrr]

How long is this going to take? I have to go troll for men tonight.

[phee]

Hmmm... why is that?

[Brenda Starrr]

I collect them. They're nice for washing my car and cleaning my cat box.

[phee]

Stay in Baltimore.

[Brenda Starrr]

No. I'm coming to Detroit, and you can't stop me. Besides, you now owe me 2 drinks.

[phee]

I already have a cat.

[Brenda Starrr]

What the Hell are you tlking about?

[phee]

You talked about cleaning cat boxes.

[paradox]

beer me please.

[phee]

Here you are.

[paradox]

spank you.

[Brenda Starrr]

You will come

[phee]

Puns

[Brenda Starrr]

Admit it, I'm punny

[phee]

Who wants some old ketchup and alligator spit?

[SomeDanGuy]

Who wants some old ketchup and alligator spit?

If you had said crocodile spit, I'd be first in line, but alligator......eh, it just doesn't have the same kick to it

[phee]

Gothca...

Anybody want any of Tomcats world famous salty coffee?

[Brenda Starrr]

Is it good and lumpy today?

[phee]

Yes...

and it seems to be moving.

[Brenda Starrr]

Perfect! I'll take a grande

[phee]

Okay... here you are.

[Brenda Starrr]

I love how it sticks to my ribs.