DGN Coffee house...

[SomeDanGuy]

I'd like something swimming in Olestra please. I'm tired of using the bathroom only a couple times a day

[phee]

Oysters anyone?

[Paper Hearts]

i'd rather not answer that. -how about a warm Pepsi and Massingill cocktail to wash it down?

[phee]

That's cool.

[Paper Hearts]

well, shall we make it a round then?

[phee]

Sure...

[Paper Hearts]

little umbrellas?

[phee]

hmmm... howbout rain coats?

[Brenda Starrr]

How about little raincoats AND umbrellas?

[Paper Hearts]

how about condoms and a twist of lemon?

[phee]

And little hamsters in them.... that would be great...

[Brenda Starrr]

Mmmm....

Meat and sweets.

[phee]

Sugarbeef...

[Paper Hearts]

make mine a double

[Brenda Starrr]

Don't forget the rainsuit.

[Paper Hearts]

how about a little exterminators suit instead? -that's all i've got...

[phee]

Rain....

[Paper Hearts]

all right fine, but it's going to be about 10 minutes...

[Nerdcore]

arrg I need a drink ( having a bad day )

some vodka and sprite mabey

or is it to early for vodka? :blushing :blink

[Paper Hearts]

never too early for a bloody mary.

[phee]

How bout a daqueri ???

[Paper Hearts]

of all the degrading things. By God, man, have some dignity!

[phee]

NO!

[Paper Hearts]

you can lead a horse to water, but if you make it drink, that's beastiality.

[Nerdcore]

ohh nice

frenchwhore please :D