DGN Coffee house...

[Paper Hearts]

speaking of doughnuts, is Tim Horton's food sort of like an in-flight meal, only on the ground, to you?

[phee]

Cream hornes... wait I need to damn those real quick

*Phee officially damns the cream horns*

[Brenda Starrr]

Could you damn an eclair or an egg sammich for me?

[phee]

Sure Deviled eggs, and evilclairs comming up.

[Brenda Starrr]

Excellent. Can I get some "coffee from Hell" too?

[phee]

Sure do you want Satan half and half?

[The_Dark]

No, but a bit of Sinfull Sugar would be nice. Perhaps some Pecan Sandys of Doom.

[phee]

Cool

[The_Dark]

Nothing is "Cool" in hell.

[phee]

What about the ninth circle?

[The_Dark]

Still not "Cool" Cool implys comfort.

[phee]

Ahh... so you are saying "Cold" then?

[The_Dark]

Running spell checker now.. nope. Cool. Nothing is "cool" in hell. Hence it being Hell.

[phee]

Where did the phrase "Cool as Hell" come from then?

[phee]

Biblical Jesus Coffee anyone...?

[Brenda Starrr]

Will this Jesus coffee save me?

[phee]

Yes... but you have to ask it forgiveness

[Brenda Starrr]

Forgive me coffee, for I have sinned. May I drink you now?

[phee]

(yes my child)

[Brenda Starrr]

Bless you.

I'm so bored, I'm going to lose my mind.

[phee]

We are busy here today...

[Brenda Starrr]

Can I get a cheesburger sub. With ketchup, mustard, mushrooms, and pickles. I'd like fries with bleu cheese dressing to use as dip for the fries. Diet Coke.

I'm staying in tonight.

[phee]

Wow.. tall order for a cophee house... lets call gothburger and get it sent.

[Brenda Starrr]

Okay....

You sell Jesus coffee, but can't make a sub? Maybe I should ask the Jesus coffe for the sub.

[phee]

It may have to be made from communion bread.