DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

I like veggies

[Brenda Starrr]

Carrots.....carrots are good and easy to eat.

[phee]

Wait I want steak.

[Brenda Starrr]

Steak is good, too. A big, fat, juicy ribeye. With carrots.

[phee]

That sounds good

[Brenda Starrr]

And homemade mashed potatoes. No boxed.

[phee]

Howbout some yummy quails eyes mixed with frosted frog marrow?

[Brenda Starrr]

I really have to find another cophee house.....

[phee]

WHY!!!! DAMNIT!!!!???? WHY!!!????

[Brenda Starrr]

CUZ YOU KEEP TRYING TO SELL ME EYEBALLS AND WEIRD ANIMAL TESTICLES AND SHIT!!!!!!!!

[phee]

I thought that you were into "new things" but I guess I was wrong... there is a Starbucks in the other forum if we are too "weird" for you...

[Brenda Starrr]

Pfft! I don't want Starbucks. I want you to stop offering me weird shit. If you want to tie me up, that's one thing. I just don't want eyeballs.

[phee]

Why not... have you tried them?

[Brenda Starrr]

*sigh*

Yes, and they are too squishy. Just like caviar.

[phee]

And BTW... you being tied up... that is probably not new

[Brenda Starrr]

Maybe not, but being licked by a smiley face is.

[phee]

Oh... how bout some used rhino feet with goat bile then?

[Brenda Starrr]

Dammit!

[phee]

OK it is damned... you want it now?

[Paper Hearts]

if she doesn't, I know someone who might

[Brenda Starrr]

Good. Give it to them.

[phee]

We now have damned food... those donuts are going to HELL

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll take a Demonic Donut!

[phee]

OK

[Brenda Starrr]

i want the one with the horns