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Guest GodfallenPromos
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Your family tree can be located at www.satanicwombofadevilpig.com

lol...phee...leave my family outta this...lol

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You were told to leave the video store when you were upset because you couldn't find a way to rewind your DVD's

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Your house is so filthy even the building dept. didn't want to get close enough to condemn it.. and vermin run in fear from it..

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Your house is so filthy even the building dept. didn't want to get close enough to condemn it.. and vermin run in fear from it..

Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet when you LEAVE it.

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Yo mama soooo fat, she uses sheep for tampons.....

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Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet when you LEAVE it.

how'd you know?

You're so unlucky that even bad luck wants to take a break from you..

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Yo mama soooo fat, she uses sheep for tampons.....

At least sheep can satisfy that need.. :blinks:

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You are so stupid, you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing out the ones with "W"s on them

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Yo mamma's so fat her blood type is Ragu

yo mamma's so fat she has more cheese than the state of Wisconsin

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Yo mamma's so fat her blood type is Ragu

REPEAT!!!

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You are SO what YOU ARE!
Guest GodfallenPromos
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You are SO what YOU ARE!

you get a B for creativity...but a J for execution....

your like a fart to the mouth....smelly and unpleasant....

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Is that your problem?? Your ass can't figure out which end your farts need to come out? .. *winces*

Guest GodfallenPromos
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Is that your problem?? Your ass can't figure out which end your farts need to come out? .. *winces*

ohhh...very good...your learning.....

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Your so ugly, when you were born the doctor cried.

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and slapped your momma!

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THEN SLAPPED YO' DADDY!

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At least my daddy was around to be slapped :unsure:

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At least my daddy was around to be slapped :unsure:

Good work Hunhee...

To you men are like moses and your legs are the red sea....

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To you men are like moses and your legs are the red sea....

Why you gotta' bring up MY mom; now?

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Why you gotta' bring up MY mom; now?

Well your mom brings me up when ever I buy her Burger King...

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Well your mom brings me up when ever I buy her Burger King...

OW...& EW!!

Well...Yo' momma' so skank.....

...crabs can't live in her crotch.....

.....but have prolifically colonized her armpits!

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Good work Hunhee...

To you men are like moses and your legs are the red sea....

So are you saying that I'm frigid? because it took an act of god to part the red seas.. *giggles* or..umm.. are you saying I'm easy because all he had to do was wave around his walking stick a bit.. Hmm.. *thinks about this a bit*

To you women are like toilet paper.. you can always get another roll.. and for cheap.. heheheheh (don't know if that even made sense) :unsure: Hopefully they're two ply instead of the sandpaper they use in some clubs?

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You're so short, you need a ladder to climb to the top of a thimble!

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Could you please fid a javelin catching contest to join?

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