The Insult Thread

[creatureofthenyte]

could you please stop farting? I can smell them from here.

[know_buddy_kares]

your getting close....lemme see if I can help

you've got more infections then a bathroom at City Club, your as attractive as a crack pipe, and your fashion sense is the equivalent of whale barf....a whole lotta of yeck.

personally i would have said something even grosser.. like fashion sense equivalent of a bucket of rotting pig cum...

because that's the next lesson...

once you get a good witty phrase by linking something relavent to your insult... make it the grossest most shocking thing you can think of...

shock value.. i love it.

[phee]

Would you please search your soul, and look deeply within yourself and find some reason to kill yourself.

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

you make me want to slaughter you with a puppy

[phee]

stick it up your ass and break it off...

[hunhee]

The last time you tried to hire a hooker, she refused your money, but instead gave you a complimentary.. STD

(Infection on the back of a man with late-stage syphilis. (Reproduced by permission of Phototake.)

Keep the change.. hehe

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

you ARE late stage syphilis

[phee]

Did your mom have any kids that lived?

[hunhee]

Did your mom have any kids that lived?

Your brother/sister should have been an only child..

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

<---is gonna get yelled at for this onw....

you should have been molested more as a child...

[phee]

To call you stupid is an insult to stupid people

[Msterbeau]

I'd like to use you for shark bait, but I think you'd make better shark repellent cuz you're going to scare them off.

[hunhee]

you should have been molested more as a child...

At least I got some action.. no one wanted to touch you..

*Cringes*

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

who told you that you were allowed to breath??

[hunhee]

Who told you wearing black and fishnet made you one of the cool kids?

The same one who told you taking pictures of beautiful women may get you laid.. (was that an insult?)

[hunhee]

who told you that you were allowed to breath??

Breathing is a Right not a privilege.. it's a privilege not to smell your putrid odor when you're 300 miles away..

[phee]

You are an overused bloody cunt muscle

[hunhee]

o0o0 my cunt-muscles *cringes* are being used.. w00t!!!

When you were born, your genitalia was so small the doctors didn't know how to sex you, so they labeled you Phee.. *giggles*

[phee]

You are too old for Angelina Jolie to adopt

[Destroit]

When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother instead of you.

[phee]

When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother instead of you.

You were born with a coathanger in your head

[hunhee]

When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother instead of you.

This is the best THE Chernobyl can do? I'm disappointed.

You were born with a coathanger in your head

You're so blind that the hubble telescope couldn't correct your vision..

[phee]

You thought "Green Peace" was a keylime pie tasting organization

[Rev.Reverence]

This is the best THE Chernobyl can do? I'm disappointed.

You're so blind that the hubble telescope couldn't correct your vision..

Your getting it...

When GOD was handing out brains...you were in the back of the line...He RAN OUT...you've got a hamster in a wheel.

[hunhee]

You're so blind that the hubble telescope couldn't correct your vision..

Your getting it...

When GOD was handing out brains...you were in the back of the line...He RAN OUT...you've got a hamster in a wheel.

Too bad you were standing behind me.. he ran out of hamsters.. you got shit for brains.

...yeah "everyone poops"

EDIT TO SAY: Yeah, that insult/joke was played yesterday.. hahah (The slapping you momma when you were born one).