The 50 Worst Songs

[punk_princess]

I actually like about 40 of the songs on that list.

[the eternal]

I thought this list was bullshit when it came out.

They're a bunch of frat guys that say things to shock, so people will buy their magazine.

For most of them, there are much better choices for worst song.

THAT SAID, there are a few that are really funny.

We have to thank credit, for this listing alone made reading the list worthwhile,

22

TOBY KEITH

“Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American)” 2002

Oklahoma redneck runs for office on Hate ticket

Outraged by the 9/11 terrorist attacks, Toby Keith enlisted in the Air Force — no, sorry, he wrote a fight anthem so vengeful, it makes “The Star-Spangled Banner” sound like “Give Peace a Chance.” Though right-wing radio hosts and politicians called him a hero, Keith (who hadn’t had a hit in years) moaned, “It sucks ass that I have to defend myself for being patriotic.” Wrong. You have to defend yourself for celebrating violence and bloodlust.

Worst Moment“We’ll put a boot in your ass; it’s the American way,” Keith sings, mistaking revenge for ideals of liberty.

I love it!

I liked some of those songs too! LOL

And where was that sickening chochy 'Lips of an Angel" song?? That one makes me want to simultaneously break things and vomit.

Thank you!

When I hear that, I'm want to know what mullet-wearing reneck asshole said,

"I miss my 80s cock rock.

We need to go back to the days when THESE jackasses were on the radio"----

Blender put Skinny Puppy on their "50 Worst Bands of All Time" list a couple years ago. They were in the twenties range, as I recall. They singled out "Too Dark Park" as their worst album.

FUCK BLENDER! Now they've gotten personal.

Rick Astley should be #1 on that list.

No way. He's the only man I can cover. His half octave range is all I need to get through the day. That and his bad-boy good looks.

I LOVE YOU RICK!

Ok, admittedly most of the songs listed here are a little cheesy, but that doesn't stop me from liking some of them. The 80s were cheesy, that's the fun of it.

My list would have to include:

Soulja Boi-Crank Dat(someone please beat me until I'm unconscious whenever it is played)

MIMS-This is Why I'm Hot (never did figure out why he thinks he's hot)

Fergie-Fergielicious(like yourself much?)

Justin Timberlake-My Love(maybe some day puberty will kick in)

Pretty much anything off American Idol(unoriginal, badly written pop, anyone?)

I could go on, but I'll stop.

These are good ones. BTW, as far as MIMS goes,

he's hot cos he's fly. You aint cos you not.

Patrick Swayze - "shes like the wind"

I nominate the entire Dirty Dancing AND More Dirty Dancing Soundtracks fro worst songs ever!

Except maybe You Don't Own Me by the Blow Monkeys. Gotta love the Blow Monkeys!

[Goth Brooks]

The fact that ICP isn't on that list anywhere proves it's false.

And Toby Keith should definitely NOT be on that list. His was a deep down patriotic response to his country being attacked.

I may hate having my friends and family in Iraq, but I still support the invasion and subjugation of Al Qaeda and the Taliban in Afghanistan.

[jarmana]

WTF?!?!? Whoever created that travesty of a list missed most or the worst...

now, I'm not saying there wasn't a bad song there.... FAR FROM IT!!!

but they missed a helluvalot...

44,42,41,38,33,29,24,23,21,19,18,16,12,6,3 <-- not that bad....

MEATLOAF, Spin Doctors, 4 Non Blondes?!?!?!?

What do these guys listen to Shania Twang, and Kid Flop???