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Jesus Cheeto.

Ooooooooooooooooooookay - now I've heard everything.

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Guest GodfallenPromos
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LMFAO...they call it "Cheesus"...LMGDFAOTID

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: @ "Cheesus."
Guest GodfallenPromos
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I have some questions though

have you accepted Cheesus as your savior??

Is it considered Blasphemy if you eat an off brand??

Is the devil a Dorito??

is it wrong to take Cheetus' name in vain??

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I have some questions though

have you accepted Cheesus as your savior??

Is it considered Blasphemy if you eat an off brand??

Is the devil a Dorito??

is it wrong to take Cheetus' name in vain??

1. The only thing Cheetus is going to save you from is fitting into your size THIN pants..

2. No, you must eat all other off brands so they don't take away from the importance of the REAL Cheetus

3. The devil will always be Emanuel Lewis (even in a Cheetian world)

4. Cheetus Christ!!!! :rofl:

Guest GodfallenPromos
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"and on the third day, Cheetus rose from the bag"

WWCD - What would Cheetus Do?

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Now all I can picture is Cheetus busting out of the package of Cheetos and saying "OH YEAH" like the cool aid guy.

lol

Guest GodfallenPromos
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"Billy, don't you know that Cheetus died for your sins??"

does this mean that Christ Chex will now be cheese flavored??

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:rofl:
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:tongue::rofl:@ whole thread!
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:rofl::803530406161: *dies laughing*
Guest GodfallenPromos
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:rofl::803530406161: *dies laughing*

It's ok...we'll revive her....we have Cheesus!!!!

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Maaan...y'all need hobbies :tongue:.

I will say however...that I HAVE felt the finger licking goodness of the Cheesus...and have felt him deep within me...more specifically my small intenstine.

Guest GodfallenPromos
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Maaan...y'all need hobbies :tongue:.

I will say however...that I HAVE felt the finger licking goodness of the Cheesus...and have felt him deep within me...more specifically my small intenstine.

Didn't knwo that Ravens new nickname was "Cheesus"......*runs n hides*

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When I spotted the article I thought of the tonight show episode when some lady that had a potato chip collection was a guest. Carson took out a chip from behind his desk and crunched into it when the guest wasn't looking.

She nearly shit her pants. :rofl:

Can you imagine what these people are doing with this?

I'll bet they've already constructed a shrine around it for Sunday mass. :laugh:

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When I spotted the article I thought of the tonight show episode when some lady that had a potato chip collection was a guest. Carson took out a chip from behind his desk and crunched into it when the guest wasn't looking.

She nearly shit her pants. :rofl:

Can you imagine what these people are doing with this?

I'll bet they've already constructed a shrine around it for Sunday mass. :laugh:

Can you imagine having to meet your maker.... and then finding out your maker is Frito Lay?

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Didn't knwo that Ravens new nickname was "Cheesus"......*runs n hides*

O.M.F.G.N.O.U.D.I.D.N.O.T.

Guest GodfallenPromos
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Can you imagine having to meet your maker.... and then finding out your maker is Frito Lay?

yes...and lo, I walk through the valley of Pringles, I have no fear, for Cheesus is my shepard"....

and cher

O.M.G.Y.E.S.I.D.I.D

LMFAO

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yes...and low dare I walk through the valley of Pringles, I have no fear, for Cheesus is my shepard"....

Oh father forgive me for "potatoe skins"

Guest GodfallenPromos
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Oh father forgive me for "potatoe skins"

you realize that we're all going to burn in the Smokey BBQ pits of hell...lol

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Who knew that a cheeto could bring so much amusement? *lol*

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yes...and lo, I walk through the valley of Pringles, I have no fear, for Cheesus is my shepard"....

and cher

O.M.G.Y.E.S.I.D.I.D

LMFAO

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I can't resist..

Here's Raven in a perfect "Cheesus"-like pose.

:sofa:

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Don't even get me started,LOL!

someone's bound to find a Jesus image in a turd someday,give it time,LOL!!

give it time you'll see it for auction on ebay.

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All bow down and worship the big, crunchy cheese.

:hrhr:

Human behavior is sooo much more silly than animal behavior. Most of the time.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I can't resist..

Here's Raven in a perfect "Cheesus"-like pose.

:sofa:

HAHhAHhahAHahAHAhahAHahHAhaHAhaHAHAahhAHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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