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Didn't knwo that Ravens new nickname was "Cheesus"......*runs n hides*

Cher.... I love you and all.. but holy fucking shit what Godfallen just said was fucking halarious!!!!!

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oh and by the way.. Cheetus is nothing next to my god..

all bow down to the mighty wrath of...

RAPTOR JESUS!!!!

RaptorJesus1.jpg

Raptorjesuswithcross.jpg

Seriously.. me and my girl talked about this.. when we get married, we're going to find a priest that will dress up like this and marry us sorta like this picture..

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oh and by the way.. Cheetus is nothing next to my god..

all bow down to the mighty wrath of...

RAPTOR JESUS!!!!

RaptorJesus1.jpg

Raptorjesuswithcross.jpg

Seriously.. me and my girl talked about this.. when we get married, we're going to find a priest that will dress up like this and marry us sorta like this picture..

Raptorairport.jpg

pffft....I can turn Cheetus upside down and get St. Peter....turn Raptor jesus upside down and all you get is a funky looking lawn gnome!!!

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pffft....I can turn Cheetus upside down and get St. Peter....turn Raptor jesus upside down and all you get is a funky looking lawn gnome!!!

My Raptor Jesus just ate your Cheetus.. what now huh? Raptor Jesus fukkin PWNS!!!

seriously.. who else can shred a guitar like this?

raptorjesusguitar.jpg

no one.. that's who..

Guest GodfallenPromos
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My Raptor Jesus just ate your Cheetus.. what now huh? Raptor Jesus fukkin PWNS!!!

seriously.. who else can shred a guitar like this?

raptorjesusguitar.jpg

no one.. that's who..

LMFAO....kbk...you just made it where Cheetus died for my sins....LMFAO....lol...we're all going to hell...but it's gonan be one sweet looking handbasket!!!

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LMFAO....kbk...you just made it where Cheetus died for my sins....LMFAO....lol...we're all going to hell...but it's gonan be one sweet looking handbasket!!!

Cheetus did NOT die for your sins.. he died for Raptor Jesus's HUNGER!!

Baby Raptor Jesus needed a snack..

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This is one fucked up game show.

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Who knew that a cheeto could bring so much amusement? *lol*

Cheeto's have brought many a stoner hours of amusment throughout the years. I know. I used to be one of them. lol.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I can't resist..

Here's Raven in a perfect "Cheesus"-like pose.

:sofa:

lol. That's fucking awesome!

My Raptor Jesus just ate your Cheetus.. what now huh? Raptor Jesus fukkin PWNS!!!

seriously.. who else can shred a guitar like this?

raptorjesusguitar.jpg

no one.. that's who..

Zombie Jesus could do it!

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There must be a battle of epic proportions between Raptor Jesus and Zombie Jesus... to see who is the true ruler..

but wait.. the real jesus was like a zombie anyway.. when he rose from the grave..

and i'm pretty sure Bruce Campbell was there to blast his zombie ass back to hell from whence it came with his boom stick!

Raptor Jesus remains victorious!!!

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chestercheetahdo2.jpg

There's only one Cheesus

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I saw this cheesus on the news and I thought:EAT IT OR EBAY IT
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Don't even get me started,LOL!

someone's bound to find a Jesus image in a turd someday,give it time,LOL!!

give it time you'll see it for auction on ebay.

:bow ROFLMAO!!!

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Don't even get me started,LOL!

someone's bound to find a Jesus image in a turd someday,give it time,LOL!!

give it time you'll see it for auction on ebay.

Dude you are obsessed with turds. You better watch it. One day you will be drunk and what you try to light up might be a real turd! :p

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Dude you are obsessed with turds. You better watch it. One day you will be drunk and what you try to light up might be a real turd! :p

Hey Beavis and Butthead started it,LOL!!

btw dude,who used to read Rate My ----.LOL!!!!

he he heh heh heh!!He said "poop" heh he heh heh!!!

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Threadjackers.

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Cheesus is the one true God and Chester Cheetah is His prophet.

- Nachos 27:23

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Actually, my inner labia is kinda shaped like The Virgin Mary. Maybe I should call someone and report it? I could be sitting on a story.

Guest GodfallenPromos
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Actually, my inner labia is kinda shaped like The Virgin Mary. Maybe I should call someone and report it? I could be sitting on a story.

can I verify that??

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can I verify that??

Only if you are willing to kneel at thee altar and speak in tongues!

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Only if you are willing to kneel at thee altar and speak in tongues!

Hahahahahahahaha! Good comeback! :rofl:

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Hahahahahahahaha! Good comeback! :rofl:

:) It's never too soon to get the weekend started with laughs!

Guest GodfallenPromos
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Only if you are willing to kneel at thee altar and speak in tongues!

lol....after i got done with your "holy mother"...you'd be the one speaking in tongues...lol

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:rofl:

hehehe... why do i have the urge to want to watch said event?

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:rofl:

You guys are so funny! :)

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lol....after i got done with your "holy mother"...you'd be the one speaking in tongues...lol

Duly noted...

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