Der Nister Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 Jesus Cheeto. Ooooooooooooooooooookay - now I've heard everything.
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 LMFAO...they call it "Cheesus"...LMGDFAOTID
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 I have some questions though have you accepted Cheesus as your savior?? Is it considered Blasphemy if you eat an off brand?? Is the devil a Dorito?? is it wrong to take Cheetus' name in vain??
hunhee Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 I have some questions though have you accepted Cheesus as your savior?? Is it considered Blasphemy if you eat an off brand?? Is the devil a Dorito?? is it wrong to take Cheetus' name in vain?? 1. The only thing Cheetus is going to save you from is fitting into your size THIN pants.. 2. No, you must eat all other off brands so they don't take away from the importance of the REAL Cheetus 3. The devil will always be Emanuel Lewis (even in a Cheetian world) 4. Cheetus Christ!!!!
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 "and on the third day, Cheetus rose from the bag" WWCD - What would Cheetus Do?
hunhee Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 Now all I can picture is Cheetus busting out of the package of Cheetos and saying "OH YEAH" like the cool aid guy. lol
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 "Billy, don't you know that Cheetus died for your sins??" does this mean that Christ Chex will now be cheese flavored??
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 *dies laughing* It's ok...we'll revive her....we have Cheesus!!!!
Destroit Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 Maaan...y'all need hobbies . I will say however...that I HAVE felt the finger licking goodness of the Cheesus...and have felt him deep within me...more specifically my small intenstine.
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 Maaan...y'all need hobbies . I will say however...that I HAVE felt the finger licking goodness of the Cheesus...and have felt him deep within me...more specifically my small intenstine. Didn't knwo that Ravens new nickname was "Cheesus"......*runs n hides*
Der Nister Posted July 30, 2008 Author Posted July 30, 2008 When I spotted the article I thought of the tonight show episode when some lady that had a potato chip collection was a guest. Carson took out a chip from behind his desk and crunched into it when the guest wasn't looking. She nearly shit her pants. Can you imagine what these people are doing with this? I'll bet they've already constructed a shrine around it for Sunday mass.
phee Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 When I spotted the article I thought of the tonight show episode when some lady that had a potato chip collection was a guest. Carson took out a chip from behind his desk and crunched into it when the guest wasn't looking. She nearly shit her pants. Can you imagine what these people are doing with this? I'll bet they've already constructed a shrine around it for Sunday mass. Can you imagine having to meet your maker.... and then finding out your maker is Frito Lay?
Destroit Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 Didn't knwo that Ravens new nickname was "Cheesus"......*runs n hides* O.M.F.G.N.O.U.D.I.D.N.O.T.
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 Can you imagine having to meet your maker.... and then finding out your maker is Frito Lay? yes...and lo, I walk through the valley of Pringles, I have no fear, for Cheesus is my shepard".... and cher O.M.G.Y.E.S.I.D.I.D LMFAO
phee Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 yes...and low dare I walk through the valley of Pringles, I have no fear, for Cheesus is my shepard".... Oh father forgive me for "potatoe skins"
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 Oh father forgive me for "potatoe skins" you realize that we're all going to burn in the Smokey BBQ pits of hell...lol
Der Nister Posted July 30, 2008 Author Posted July 30, 2008 Who knew that a cheeto could bring so much amusement? *lol*
jynxxxedangel Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 yes...and lo, I walk through the valley of Pringles, I have no fear, for Cheesus is my shepard".... and cher O.M.G.Y.E.S.I.D.I.D LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't resist.. Here's Raven in a perfect "Cheesus"-like pose.
Hellion Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 Don't even get me started,LOL! someone's bound to find a Jesus image in a turd someday,give it time,LOL!! give it time you'll see it for auction on ebay.
Homicidalheathen Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 All bow down and worship the big, crunchy cheese. Human behavior is sooo much more silly than animal behavior. Most of the time.
asphyxian_doll Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't resist.. Here's Raven in a perfect "Cheesus"-like pose. HAHhAHhahAHahAHAhahAHahHAhaHAhaHAHAahhAHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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