Kill the Person Above You

[tanuki1985]

A few years ago, I had a good friend who was bored and causing chaos on a Dragonball Z forum. For those of you who aren't familiar with Dragonball Z, it's basically a strange anime in which super musclemen get mad at each other and fight over several episodes at a time. Some of the fight scenes and moves the guys use are beyond ridiculous. If they get mad enough, they act constipated and turn into "Super Saiyans." Then they suddenly have ultra power... yeah, WTF. Youtube it if you're bored.

Anyway, when he was on this forum, he found a thread entitled "Kill the Person Above You," and the posters took turns killing each other in the dumbest ways.

For instance, I am going to kill the invisible poster above me by stuffing TNT up his butt, then light it and watch him land on Mars, where Marvin the Martian will finish my work by tying him down and forcing him to watch endless re-runs of "The Simple Life."

Well, the person who posts below me will have to kill me in some hilarious and creative way. Let the games begin.

[TitsMcGee]

I drop an acme (haha) anvil on your head while distracting you with fudge. After you're pancaked I dump honey on you and let a black bear finish you off.

[Reaper]

I throw you into a deep pool of honey and pancake syrup and let the bees and bears take care of the rest

[MissKitty]

Challenge you in a sword fight to the pain, get bored, and end up throwing you in a vat of acid.

[Goth Brooks]

Challenge you in a sword fight to the pain, get bored, and end up throwing you in a vat of acid.

I sex you to death for that awesome Princess Bride reference.

[MissKitty]

Throw you in the Pit of Despair, and suck the life out of you.

lmao

[Msterbeau]

I launch you into Mordor on a trebuchet where the Orcs promptly tear you apart and eat you.

[Goth Brooks]

I launch you into Mordor on a trebuchet where the Orcs promptly tear you apart and eat you.

An eagle mistakes your baldhead for a rock and drops a tortoise on you.

[Black Jack (1)]

Ship you to Iraq with the label Beheading Materials.

[phee]

I "Bring Democracy and Freedom" to your part of the world... and we have all seen what that causes

[hunhee]

I lay little chocolate pieces from Phee's desk.. outside.. to the busy street..

[phee]

Death by GEEK

[Black Jack (1)]

[phee]

Cover him in Doe Juice in let him loose in "Rabid Buck Forest" (that I just made up)

[Oh_My_Goth]

Wrap him in Bacon and send him to a weight watchers convention.....

[Msterbeau]

"Accidently" bumps her off the Empire State Building observatory deck.

[MissKitty]

Cover in Hello Kitty stickers and throw you to the Japanese street girls.

[phee]

Send you to a Falloutboy show.

[Rev.Reverence]

Touch of death Kung-Fu maneuver... THE BUDDHA'S PALM!

[Oh_My_Goth]

I lick you to death.....

[phee]

I replace all your Oregano with Oregano

[Msterbeau]

Take all the children in your house and make them babies again. The kind that stay up all night and need constant care. I predict you'll last a week before collapsing.

[phee]

Make all cars that you purchase go no faster then 22 MPH

[Msterbeau]

Make all cars that you purchase go no faster then 22 MPH

*Vaporizes*

[jynxxxedangel]

*dips him in clarified butter, then throws him into a pit full of cannibalistic nymphomaniacs*

I'm putting on a blindfold, and lighting my last cigarette.