Kill the Person Above You

[tanuki1985]

*sets up a fan nearby, then hands a magnet to Phee and turns on the fan, causing him to be magnetically drawn into the fan and skewered to bits*

[Guest Megalicious]

OK... now you have gone too far.... I am going to go find a moderator and get your warning level raised to "Peaches and Cream"

[punk_princess]

Tie her up & throw her on the train tracks while I sit back with a bag of popcorn.

[tanuki1985]

*with my powers of persuasion, I am able to convince everybody to kill themselves*

rofl pwn

[~Tszura~]

Instead of throwing flowers after one of your stunning Ghetto Theater performances, your audience is in the habit of throwing practical and useful things, such as toothpaste, toilet paper, and yummy spices. I throw a huge leather bound copy of an Emily Post book on etiquette. It hits you in the head (as planned), you lose your balance, and fall in the orchestral pit, where you land right on your head, breaking your neck........and the lights go out!

[MissKitty]

I'll dip you in love and throw you to the snuggle bears!

[~Tszura~]

AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! lol

Death by boobies...suffocating you to death with pleasure pillows! ;->

[MissKitty]

AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! lol

Death by boobies...suffocating you to death with pleasure pillows! ;->

Yaaaaaay!!!!!!!

Death by dorkiness. I'll play Weird Al till your head explodes!

[asphyxian_doll]

stabs in the head with a blunt ice pick.....:D yumm

[MissKitty]

Give him to the leprechauns. The evil leprechauns.

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

bury her alive in a giant pot of gold....right before I put it in the smelter

[tanuki1985]

*Screams and bitches about tons of useless crap until his head goes a-splode. Once his head has gone a-splode, I grab him and snap his spine on my leg, then toss him aside. A victory fanfare soon fills the air.*

[phee]

Death by Hedgehog!

[MissKitty]

Death by Tacos!

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

I would tie you up, place a giant body condom over you....and shove you up the ass of an elephant feet first...so all the methane kills you....yes...I am a bastard.

[MissKitty]

A thousand paper cuts to the balls.....slowly drain you of blood.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Throw her into a vat of liquid nitrogen, then fish her out and hit her with a hammer.

[~Tszura~]

Kidnap you for my next creation, which involves duct taping you to a demolition bolder, and smashing you into a wall sized spikey canvas over and over again until your body is completely pummeled into bits. What would be left would just be your splattered blood, and fleshy gore on my canvas.....yes, you would be my piece de resistance. Thank you!!

[tanuki1985]

*I switch Tszura's body with that of Kenny from South Park. I then leave her behind, only to fantasize about what comical death will befall her in the world of South Park."