Oh_My_Goth Posted August 20, 2008 Posted August 20, 2008 I will kill you.....With.....With..... Kindness..... I take to long.....That was for Phee
phee Posted August 20, 2008 Posted August 20, 2008 *Turns off your Rayne access* I work so much I don't see her now Anyway... I make OMG's hair all blond and replace all her outfits with things from Old Navy
MissKitty Posted August 20, 2008 Posted August 20, 2008 Have him take some E, then make him drink 30 gallons of water. That's right...water poisoning.
DeadBurgerKing (10) Posted August 22, 2008 Posted August 22, 2008 Send her to a Star Trek convention in a Darth Vader outfit and proclaim: "Gene Rodenberry is the poor man's George Lucas!"
Guest Megalicious Posted August 22, 2008 Posted August 22, 2008 I become a congress woman and have a bill pasted so that he may never use a camera again, ever.
~Tszura~ Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 I'd lay out three tantalizing dishes of your favorite foods. Two would be poisoned, and one would not. Your life would be in your hands, while I sat across the table........watching with a devilish grin, playing country music in the background.
Msterbeau Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 Push you out of an airplane ... oops... I forgot to pack your chute.
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 I would buy all the Smurf episodes on VHS...remove the film....braid it into a rope....and strangle you in your sleep. lol...morning phee.
Msterbeau Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 Unlike the Coyote, He would meet his doom at the hands of the Road Runner.
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 would tie him to a Segway...lean it forward just enough with bags of oranges...and set him off into 696 during "I wish I was a race car driver" traffic....and then take bets on how long he lasts.
punk_princess Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 tie him up & force him to watch 12 hrs of barney
tanuki1985 Posted August 27, 2008 Author Posted August 27, 2008 I put my foot in yo ass, I cut yo throat, bitch.
StormKnight (1) Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 force you to watch Hamtaro over and over again....alternating with Teletubbies.
Rev.Reverence Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 A Greater Deamon Of Khorne (Thgra'Ogth'Rothna'Nortk {ThORN}) rips his head from his torso, there is nothing that his Apothecary can do about it.. His Company of Space Marines are in mourning for their fallen Captain...
phee Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 Make him wear a suit and tie everyday and look respectable
phee Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 Deny all access to BSG, Comics, and video games.... and take away her passport
Guest Megalicious Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 Deny him the reading or purchase of books, in an way shape or form.
phee Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 Deny him the reading or purchase of books, in an way shape or form. OK... now you have gone too far.... I am going to go find a moderator and get your warning level raised to "Peaches and Cream"
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