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Kill the Person Above You


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Turns off your DGN access....

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*Turns off your Rayne access*

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I will kill you.....With.....With.....

Kindness..... :803530406161:

I take to long.....That was for Phee

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*Turns off your Rayne access*

I work so much I don't see her now :p

Anyway...

I make OMG's hair all blond and replace all her outfits with things from Old Navy

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Have him take some E, then make him drink 30 gallons of water.

That's right...water poisoning.

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Send her to a Star Trek convention in a Darth Vader outfit and proclaim:

"Gene Rodenberry is the poor man's George Lucas!"

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Force him to do yoga... properly. :evil:

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I become a congress woman and have a bill pasted so that he may never use a camera again, ever.

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Death by spray paint. :-P

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I'd lay out three tantalizing dishes of your favorite foods. Two would be poisoned, and one would not. Your life would be in your hands, while I sat across the table........watching with a devilish grin, playing country music in the background. :shock:

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Push you out of an airplane ... oops... I forgot to pack your chute.

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Death by tapioca.

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Drown her in red meat and centipedes

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I would buy all the Smurf episodes on VHS...remove the film....braid it into a rope....and strangle you in your sleep.

lol...morning phee.

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Unlike the Coyote, He would meet his doom at the hands of the Road Runner.

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would tie him to a Segway...lean it forward just enough with bags of oranges...and set him off into 696 during "I wish I was a race car driver" traffic....and then take bets on how long he lasts.

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tie him up & force him to watch 12 hrs of barney

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I put my foot in yo ass, I cut yo throat, bitch.

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force you to watch Hamtaro over and over again....alternating with Teletubbies.

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A Greater Deamon Of Khorne (Thgra'Ogth'Rothna'Nortk {ThORN}) rips his head from his torso, there is nothing that his Apothecary can do about it..

His Company of Space Marines are in mourning for their fallen Captain...

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Make him wear a suit and tie everyday and look respectable

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Drown him in liquid chocolate :biggrin:

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Deny all access to BSG, Comics, and video games.... and take away her passport

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Deny him the reading or purchase of books, in an way shape or form.

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Deny him the reading or purchase of books, in an way shape or form.

OK... now you have gone too far.... I am going to go find a moderator and get your warning level raised to "Peaches and Cream"

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