Mail me shit

[know_buddy_kares]

So since I'm in Iraq, and i don't have the luxory of a convenience store.. I've decided to post my adress incase any of you may wish to mail me letters, or packages ect. I'll really appreciate it as the "who gets the most shit" competition is underway here

If you don't get a thankyou letter back right away, give me time, a mortar blew off my hand and it takes a few weeks to grow a new one (hey that's my excuse and i'm stickin with it!!!)

SPC Gauthier, Daniel J.

E. Co. 3-159 ARB

APO-AE 09391

if you wish to hear any suggestions of what to send.. here's a list... of things I will be able to make use of..

Medicated Foot Powder,

Starkist tuna,

Axe Snake Peel body wash,

Arm&Hammer or Speedstick regular Deoderant

Gatorade mixers,

Herbal EccanceShampoo,

Mach 3 Razor blades,

Magazines; Heavy Metal, Hit parader, Revolver, Maxim, Stuff, Porn, ect.

Random snacks such as cheese its, dinty moore stuff like that

REGULAR CAMEL WIDES (not the lights, not the menthols, but Camel WIDES)-i have to be exact on this not because of you guys, but because 87% of the clerks in michigan cant figure out what the fuck a pack of camel wides are and grab the lights or menthols..

so that's about it.

send if you wish, send not if you wish not. But some of you said you'd like to so just throwing this out there...

Thanks in advance.

[know_buddy_kares]

oh did i mention Camel Wides?

oh what i would do for a nice smooth tayste camel wide smoke right now...

and the bad news is i'm out of cigarettes alltogether.. and am at the front lines tomorrow so i won't be around a store to buy any...

and bad things happen when I don't get my nicotine..

veeerrrryyy bad things..

oh yeah and.. bump

[Oh_My_Goth]

Give Me two weeks.....Rev & I will hook ya up with something.....

[Guest greyhalo]

I was going to stop by the Salvation Army to dump off some stuff, but I might as well send it to you now that I have your address. I'll send you some clothes that don't fit me anymore and an old lamp. I might even slip my annoying co-worker into the deal if I can find a box big enough. You might actually think she's pretty hot if you can keep her mouth shut.

[Azeuron]

I do believe that it is actually illegal to send "shit" through the mail. Without a permit of course. Something to do with biohazard and healthcodes. Sounds like mumbo jumbo to me but anyway...

[TitsMcGee]

Give me about a week and I'll have something ready to send.

[eleven]

Hmm...i think i could manage sending you some stuff....as soon as i get my check i will hop right on it....and snake peel smells yummy I do believe my uncle is in iraq right now :( luck to you

[Guest greyhalo]

I was going to stop by the Salvation Army to dump off some stuff, but I might as well send it to you now that I have your address. I'll send you some clothes that don't fit me anymore and an old lamp. I might even slip my annoying co-worker into the deal if I can find a box big enough. You might actually think she's pretty hot if you can keep her mouth shut.

Actually, I think I'll mail the crap listed above to Msterbeau in Japan. Maybe I'll send you something you can use.

[asphyxian_doll]

next paycheck, ill be sending you a shitload

::lots of luv::

[Msterbeau]

Send me stuff too!! Anyone who sends me something will get a strange Japanese trinket in return. PM for address.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Arn't you going to Iraq? WTF dude, don't ask people to send you porn. Unless you goal is prison or being dead.

[EAF (1)]

I will see what I can manage. It may not be much but you will at least get a letter from me.

[know_buddy_kares]

You might actually think she's pretty hot if you can keep her mouth shut.

I have plenty of duct tape and rope.... send her!!!! lmao!!

[know_buddy_kares]

Arn't you going to Iraq? WTF dude, don't ask people to send you porn. Unless you goal is prison or being dead.

seriously dude.. i facepalm you like i've NEVER facepalmed anyone before.. i'm on an AMERICAN INSTALATION!!!!! No hadji is going to see it for one, and for two.. it was mostly on the list as a joke...

jesus fucking christ on a god damn pogostick.. i swear to god some people's children...

also.. i'm already in iraq

[know_buddy_kares]

Hmm...i think i could manage sending you some stuff....as soon as i get my check i will hop right on it....and snake peel smells yummy I do believe my uncle is in iraq right now :( luck to you

your phone number will do

[Head Wreck]

Royal mail dissalows the postage of fecal matter

[know_buddy_kares]

Royal mail dissalows the postage of fecal matter

well i'm sure there's a gag shop around that sells the fake stuff....

it will have to do for now

[violentivy]

I have a few friends from Co out there. Guy in one of the medical units in the Army. Miss you guys!!

[Rev.Reverence]

also.. i'm already in iraq

So... someone REALLY COOL just asked a really GOOD question......

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.........can I send you Liquor?

[Guest Megalicious]

You will be receving something as fast as it can get there.

I hope that all is well with you my friend.

[Destroit]

Kay, your issue of Cosmopolitan magazine is in the mail, good sir!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Shit, I still need to send Null and Candy their Christmas presents. Priority to Italy = NOT cheap.

[know_buddy_kares]

So... someone REALLY COOL just asked a really GOOD question......

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......

.........can I send you Liquor?

jesus christ i wish.... i soooo fucking wish.. there's got to be a way to smuggle it.. i'm sure.. but there's this asshole here who's micromanaging everyfuckingthing and we have no privacy, space, or time prettymuch and we're all at eachother's throats for it...

so trust me if there ever was a time of need... I NEED MY FUCKING RUM!!!!!!! Where is alllll the rum????

sigh...

*stops violent homicidal thoughts*

but after the girl bullshit (wich i figured would happen) I just wanna go home, get stoned, get drunk, and find the next contestant on who wants to show they're worthy enough to be my next girlfriend... at the very least, i could use a good lay when i get back...

[Rev.Reverence]

jesus christ i wish.... i soooo fucking wish.. there's got to be a way to smuggle it.. i'm sure.. but there's this asshole here who's micromanaging everyfuckingthing and we have no privacy, space, or time prettymuch and we're all at eachother's throats for it...

so trust me if there ever was a time of need... I NEED MY FUCKING RUM!!!!!!! Where is alllll the rum????

sigh...

*stops violent homicidal thoughts*

but after the girl bullshit (wich i figured would happen) I just wanna go home, get stoned, get drunk, and find the next contestant on who wants to show they're worthy enough to be my next girlfriend... at the very least, i could use a good lay when i get back...

I've got your first pint.

Y-ARR!

[Rayne]

Send me stuff too!! Anyone who sends me something will get a strange Japanese trinket in return. PM for address.

Need anything from home Marc?