Mail me shit

[know_buddy_kares]

I've got your first pint.

Y-ARR!

I fucking love you dude... hell i love anyone who gets me free booze but you... well.. you're one of a kind!

Now lets hope i can make it through the next 11-14 months without sawing anyone's head off with a plastic butter knife.

[TitsMcGee]

jesus christ i wish.... i soooo fucking wish.. there's got to be a way to smuggle it.. i'm sure.. but there's this asshole here who's micromanaging everyfuckingthing and we have no privacy, space, or time prettymuch and we're all at eachother's throats for it...

so trust me if there ever was a time of need... I NEED MY FUCKING RUM!!!!!!! Where is alllll the rum????

sigh...

*stops violent homicidal thoughts*

but after the girl bullshit (wich i figured would happen) I just wanna go home, get stoned, get drunk, and find the next contestant on who wants to show they're worthy enough to be my next girlfriend... at the very least, i could use a good lay when i get back...

I do know that two cans of beer fit into a pringels can and that a pint of black velvet travels very well in a box of hot chocolate The things you learn when you're in charge of a care package drive.

[know_buddy_kares]

I do know that two cans of beer fit into a pringels can and that a pint of black velvet travels very well in a box of hot chocolate The things you learn when you're in charge of a care package drive.

rev... you reading this?