What is your major malfunction

[Nevar (5)]

I for example, In my spare time like to kill house flies by caching them and wipping them into the wall.

Oh and dating people like chernobyl.

[phee]

Oh no... I think we would need a whole section of the board for that.... and that is just for me.

[Destroit]

My major malfunction? Honey, how 'bout you start? You're dating me afterall, you probably know better than me.

We can start with my slight ego, I suppose.

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

My major malfunction? Honey, how 'bout you start? You're dating me afterall, you probably know better than me.

We can start with my slight ego, I suppose.

slight??...*grins evilly*

[phee]

OK... for starters

I post more on DGN then anyone on the planet.

[jynxxxedangel]

I save all plastic and paper pokes, aluminum foil, plastic serving ware and cups, and used nylons (all clean, of course)-- to recycle or use again. My kitchen cupboards and drawers are FULL of these things. A bit eccentric, maybe?

[Hellion]

I for example, In my spare time like to kill house flies by caching them and wipping them into the wall.

Oh and dating people like chernobyl.

Grasshoppers are also fun to throw at walls as well,give em a concussion.LOL!!

[Rev.Reverence]

Oh no... I think we would need a whole section of the board for that.... and that is just for me.

+1

...but in the effort to not let Phee post more than EVERYONE in the world on DGN... I will post some...

...& 'cause I was actually hoping to start a similar thread in the near future... I was just really busy fuckin' keepin' up with the last few threads that got started in the last 2 weeks... (ask O_M_G, taystee, GFP, or Prick..... I TYPE SLOW & FUNNY)...

[Scales]

I save all plastic and paper pokes, aluminum foil, plastic serving ware and cups..

Not another one...

You've made an enemy today.

I was going to start an awesome thread, but I get tired a lot easier, so it's taken me awhile to perfect it's GREATOCITY!

I -2- have become a slight post whore, BC I live in the middle of nowhere and I compulsively write.

I'm just weird.

damn.. what I'd do for a 30 pack of Natty Light and a beach chair right now...

[jynxxxedangel]

@ Mayor Adam West and his lack of extra fluorocarbon-producing plastic Lite Brite pegs!!

I AM the Great Horder!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

+1

...but in the effort to not let Phee post more than EVERYONE in the world on DGN... I will post some...

...& 'cause I was actually hoping to start a similar thread in the near future... I was just really busy fuckin' keepin' up with the last few threads that got started in the last 2 weeks... (ask O_M_G, taystee, GFP, or Prick..... I TYPE SLOW & FUNNY)...

he really does type funny..I have seen it...there's more hen-pecking when Rev types then a chicken house during feeding time.

hmm...things I do weird...piss off ppl for fun.....compare life to Jim Henson flicks....kill butterflies...btw...butterflies ARE THE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL!!!.....look for goth/punk girls because I think their hot....talk to rockstars, models, etc....thats all not normal, right?

[Msterbeau]

Where to begin? *head asplodes from thinking about it*

[The Ravenator]

Where to begin? *head asplodes from thinking about it*

I can only imagine.

[Msterbeau]

I can only imagine.

You should talk.... Apples rarely fall far from the tree. Even if they seem otherwise...

[The Ravenator]

You should talk.... Apples rarely fall far from the tree. Even if they seem otherwise...

I'm told that a lot, that I should talk

but once I get going

It seems people have this problem with shutting me up

it just simply cannot happen.

[phee]

I am a grown man that likes wearing clothes that have pictures of Robots all over them.

[Msterbeau]

I'm told that a lot, that I should talk

but once I get going

It seems people have this problem with shutting me up

it just simply cannot happen.

I'll hook you up with my friend Derek. He's the same. Kinda neurotic, but a good guy... LOLz!!

[Oh_My_Goth]

Count everything.....

[taysteewonderbunny]

I always have to be touching myself. No, not necessarily in that way....I mean that some part of my body is always touching some other part of my body (it can be as innocent as having my knees together) all the time or I feel disconnected.

[creatureofthenyte]

Okay, this may not qualify as a malfunction, but since its all I can think of @ the moment, it will have to do;

I have great reflexes; if I am carrying something, a pen... a box...whatever.... and it slips out of my hands, I can catch it before it hits the ground. Odd thing about this is, last time my doctor tested my reflexes, he hit my knee with the reflex hammer, and my lower leg was supposed to spring up, but didn't move.

Oh!! and I'm really good at finding stuff that is hidden or misplaced.

[Msterbeau]

I always have to be touching myself. No, not necessarily in that way....I mean that some part of my body is always touching some other part of my body (it can be as innocent as having my knees together) all the time or I feel disconnected.

I know what you mean. Unless I'm sleeping with someone, I'm always curled up into a ball when I go to bed. I cross my legs all the time or generally often touching some part of me. Not in an overt way, though... And yeah... not always sexually. I know... hard to believe.

[phee]

I have slow memory issues... I remember things too late, things that I said I would do, things I said I wouldn't do... then I realize that I forgot... just after the nick of time...

[Destroit]

I always have to be touching myself. No, not necessarily in that way....I mean that some part of my body is always touching some other part of my body (it can be as innocent as having my knees together) all the time or I feel disconnected.

WEIRD, 'cause I'm literally the opposite. I even have to wear a bra at pretty much all times 'cause if my tits touch together I go fucking NUTS. When sleep I have to have the blanket tucked around any part of my body that could touch another part, my legs especially. I just can't stand the feeling of skin on skin for the most part. Odd that you have that compulsion and I have the exact opposite.

[Msterbeau]

WEIRD, 'cause I'm literally the opposite. I even have to wear a bra at pretty much all times 'cause if my tits touch together I go fucking NUTS. When sleep I have to have the blanket tucked around any part of my body that could touch another part, my legs especially. I just can't stand the feeling of skin on skin for the most part. Odd that you have that compulsion and I have the exact opposite.

Knowing you... That's not odd at all... LOL!!

[Nevar (5)]

Adios terd Nuget

I am a grown man that likes wearing clothes that have pictures of Robots all over them.