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Guest MsMaldoror
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Why are you worried about getting married by 35? Men don't have to worry about their biological clocks like women do.

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black sunday - i believe there is a psycho woman out there for everyone... you too will find yours some day

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Yeah, my ex is still "available." Sure she's already engaged, but that didn't stop her from being available when she was with me...hell, even after we were married, she got engaged two more times (That's right while STILL married to me.). PM me if you want some of that. :ohmy:

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Yeah, my ex is still "available."  Sure she's already engaged, but that didn't stop her from being available when she was with me...hell, even after we were married, she got engaged two more times (That's right while STILL married to me.). PM me if you want some of that.  :ohmy:

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PM SENT!!!!!!!

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Why are you worried about getting married by 35?  Men don't have to worry about their biological clocks like women do.

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I don't know. When I turned 30 I did alot of thinking about where I want my life to go. I would like to have a wife to come home to, someone to grow old with, someone to go on walks with and someone to buy me videogames. :grin

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I'm 35+ and I'm single (again). marriage is a wonderful institution...I'm no longer institutionalized. I'm currently happy about that.

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you forgot to mention that they have to pass my inspection too black sunday.

maybe you forgot that yourself...

maybe i forgot to tell you ....

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Guest MsMaldoror
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Just get a dog and a gift certificate to Best Buy.

I don't know.  When I turned 30 I did alot of thinking about where I want my life to go.  I would like to have a wife to come home to, someone to grow old with, someone to go on walks with and someone to buy me videogames.    :grin

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you forgot to mention that they have to pass my inspection too black sunday.

maybe you forgot that yourself...

maybe i forgot to tell you ....

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yes, it's a very important screening technique BlackSunday. Look at what it does for my lifestyle...

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I'm good at spotting good people as opposed to bad. It took a while, but I got the technique down. I'll be happy to assist in any screening process that you might need. I think that this leaves my sister out. She bakes really well, though.

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if you think I would just blindly marry someone whom I've never seen and never talked to,  just because she posts on the internet then......well you're absolutely correct!  You want a small wedding with just a few guests or one of those big ones where all of DGN is invited?  Oh and I hope you don't mind sleeping on a futon.  I love futons.  What kind of cereal do you like?  I work midnights, is that going to be a problem for you?  What's your favorite comic book? Get back to me on that.

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*giggles* Forget the wedding and lets just head to city hall so we can get it over with and have the honeymoon, already. and If DGN members wanna join.....I'm fine with it.

I wouldnt mind a futon is your dont mind my knees in your back.

I Love cereal, fruity Loops is great.

JTHM is my fav comic.

Oh and i dont mind you working midnights.....but do you mind if i have my boyfriend over at that time??

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get it over with and have the honeymoon, already. and If DGN members wanna join.....I'm fine with it.

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Wow. We can join the honeymoon?

You two are freaky!

Guest MsMaldoror
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It just shows you how easy match-making can be online, esp. on DGN :fear .

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*giggles* Forget the wedding and lets just head to city hall  so we can get it over with and have the honeymoon, already. and If DGN members wanna join.....I'm fine with it.

I wouldnt mind a futon is your dont mind my knees in your back.

I Love cereal, fruity Loops is great.

JTHM is my fav comic.

Oh and i dont mind you working midnights.....but do you mind if i have my boyfriend over at that time??

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boyfriend?

It's over.

Ladies, please put your sisters back in the batters box, I'm back in the game BABY, I'm back in the game!!!!!!

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aww =(

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aww =(

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what do you expect, I've had it up to here with your extra marital affairs. I didn't want to believe it but when I saw you on an episode of cheaters I said enough is enough.

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what do you expect, I've had it up to here with your extra marital affairs.  I didn't want to believe it but when I saw you on an episode of cheaters I said enough is enough.

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That wasnt me that....that..that was my evil twin! I Swear she's a ho! A Big Stanky Ho!!

Beleive me, i would never lie to you, shnookums!

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I think Marriage is great if its not rushed into and with the right person for you!

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Lots of people are quite successful working nights. (My sis is a nurse) And any girl who is that shallow doesn't deserve a sweet guy like you.

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Lots of people are quite successful working nights.  (My sis is a nurse) And any girl who is that shallow doesn't deserve a sweet guy like you.

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Will you stop filling my Fiance's head with non-sence!

Guest MsMaldoror
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I'm going to try to drag my lil sis out to CC this Sat. You should be there too, BS. Oh, my mom is also single at the moment, but I'm not sure I'd want someone my age to be my stepdad...

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I'm going to try to drag my lil sis out to CC this Sat.  You should be there too, BS.  Oh, my mom is also single at the moment, but I'm not sure I'd want someone my age to be my stepdad...

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WHat does she have to say about this hunk?

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If she likes it, don't tell her I've gained weight and have a slightly receeding hairline since this 2003 pic.

Guest MsMaldoror
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Mom gave it a thumbs up. She's put on some weight since she was 28 too, so don't worry about it...

WHat does she have to say about this hunk?

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If she likes it, don't tell her I've gained weight and have a slightly receeding hairline since this 2003 pic.

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Guest MsMaldoror
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By the way, you resemble Richard Metzger (from disinfo.com) in that pic. That's a good thing. :wink

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i like it!! but i'm already married, so I guess i dont count. DARN

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