I'm getting married soon

[Guest MsMaldoror]

I'll marry you, but you have to promise to stay away from my books.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll marry you, but you have to promise to stay away from my books.   

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ROFL!

[Guest MsMaldoror]

I would hate to come home to a fireplace full of burning literature and my pet rats stuck in traps...

[Steven]

bunch of young' uns..... I'm 38 and I've been married for 18 years.

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Hey, who you calling young? I'm 32, but don't tell anyone.

bunch of young' uns..... I'm 38 and I've been married for 18 years.

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[Sock Puppet]

hey put a sock in it, I'm trying to tie the knot myelf.

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Sock Puppet, I think that you and I should get married. I just admitted my crush on you in the "crushes" thread.

hey put a sock in it, I'm trying to tie the knot myelf.

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[Dollardave]

This is a wild thread since u and ted started dating Traci. U just like sock for his face admit it. Anyways have u and Ted discussed tieing the knot ever. I love receptions cuz of the free booze and slutty brides maids. Anyways just being nosy. :fear

[soothsayer]

I love receptions cuz of the free booze and slutty brides maids. 

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Slutty brides maids? I am so there. :grin

[Guest MsMaldoror]

If Sock Puppet agrees to marry me, we'll have a big reception at the Detroit Puppet Theater. I can hook you up with his cousin, a loose anklet sock with purple lace. She knows how to give great hand jobs. :grin

This is a wild thread since u and ted started dating Traci.  U just like sock for his face admit it.  Anyways have u and Ted discussed tieing the knot ever.  I love receptions cuz of the free booze and slutty brides maids.  Anyways just being nosy.  :fear

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[Guest MsMaldoror]

By the way, Double D, Ted and I considered getting married until we read your post about wanting to call it quits.

[Dollardave]

By the way, Double D, Ted and I considered getting married until we read your post about wanting to call it quits. 

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Never said I wanted to I asked if anyone has considered it.

[Guest MsMaldoror]

I know. I'm just playing, Dave.

Never said I wanted to I asked if anyone has considered it.

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[Dollardave]

I know.  I'm just playing, Dave.

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OK just didn't want anyone to think I'm leaving. I still got schizophrenia and that causes problems but me being a variety sexual freak is the root of all of them though. I think ted would make a fine husband and seems very loyal and faithful. Plus he works and stuff which is good. U both are very good friends tho.

[float]

black sunday - i believe there is a psycho woman out there for everyone... you too will find yours some day

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fucking HIlarious

[Dollardave]

I like how Ms. M addresses me as Double D. I think its way cool.

[float]

I like how Ms. M addresses me as Double D.  I think its way cool.

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yeah...like Duran Duran

*ducks the fury of flying fists

Just kidding Broseph

LOL

[JaneDead]

yes you are double d. i like to call you double d too cuz you like double d's and you are double d.

[Dollardave]

yes you are double d. i like to call you double d too cuz you like double d's and you are double d.

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Are u a double d dyno? They were big it was brief and u were covered I still managed to sneak a glimpse tho. What do you prefer to be called dyno? I'm Dave btw I'm getting everyones name today.

[JaneDead]

i actually prefer melissa. and i know you are dave double d

[Dollardave]

i actually prefer melissa. and i know you are dave double d

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Melissa.. U conveniently dodged the question tho. Are u truly a double d in the chest?

[JaneDead]

here they are ( . Y . ) you can judge for yourself :grin

[Dollardave]

here they are ( . Y . ) you can judge for yourself  :grin

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LOL ur great. Like I said earlier I'm glad u post here ur funny as hell.

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Aw, thanks, Dave. You and Charlene are always really sweet.

OK just didn't want anyone to think I'm leaving.  I still got schizophrenia and that causes problems but me being a variety sexual freak is the root of all of them though.  I think ted would make a fine husband and seems very loyal and faithful.  Plus he works and stuff which is good.  U both are very good friends tho.

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[Homicidalheathen]

I would say that if you plan on having kids then yes. Get married. And soon. You don't want to be chasing little one's when your knees give out....if your not going to have kids....why get married?

It is the only reason I did it anyway....kinda wish I had done neither now.....

I don't know.  When I turned 30 I did alot of thinking about where I want my life to go.  I would like to have a wife to come home to, someone to grow old with, someone to go on walks with and someone to buy me videogames.    :grin

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