I'm getting married soon

[Black Sunday9]

Well I don't have a girlfriend or anything yet but I need to find one. I would prefer to be married by the time I'm 35 (I'm 30). I need a girlfriend, but to get a girlfriend I need a better car. To get a better car I need a better job. To get a better job I need to wake up early and go to some interviews. I hate waking up early. So I guess it turns out I'm not getting married soon afterall. Sorry for the false alarm. Have a nice day.

[Onyx]

*excellent*

This post is a work of art.

[Daevion]

heh, I hate waking up early too...I'm usually awake by 430am...but I hate it soo much!!

[JaneDead]

black sunday - i believe there is a psycho woman out there for everyone... you too will find yours some day

[Guest MsMaldoror]

There's always mail order brides...

[JaneDead]

oh yes ^ that too!

[Daevion]

black sunday - i believe there is a psycho woman out there for everyone... you too will find yours some day

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LOL :grin

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Don't rush it. You still have 5 years to get on an earlier schedule, find a better job, get some more money, buy a better car, and find a chick to marry. You can just slum it until you're about 33... Women like men they can take care of anyway. I've fallen for bums and starving artists plenty of times...

[Daevion]

Don't rush it.  You still have 5 years to get on an earlier schedule, find a better job, get some more money, buy a better car, and find a chick to marry.  You can just slum it until you're about 33...  Women like men they can take care of anyway.  I've fallen for bums and starving artists plenty of times...

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you mean homeless guys?

:grin

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Not living-on-the-streets homeless (shit, even I have standards :laughing ), but they weren't terribly motivated to put it lightly...

you mean homeless guys?

:grin

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[Daevion]

Not living-on-the-streets homeless (shit, even I have standards  :laughing ), but they weren't terribly motivated to put it lightly...

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LOL...I kinda of figured...just messin with you :grin

[Brenda Starrr]

You don't really want to get married. It just cuts off your selection of fresh new ass.

Trust me on this. For me, the selection of fresh ass was cut off on September 3, 2002 at approximately 1:15p.m. I can look at it. But I can't taste the stems or squeeze them for freshness anymore.

[FarrIL]

Aww heck!!

I'm 19 years old and I look at what my sister went through and I'm glad I didnt do what she did. She got married at the age of 18, practiclly right after she graduated from High School.

Although, my goal is I want to be ready for marriage by the age of 25. I've got 6 years. <<;

That also gives me enough time to finish school and hopefully get a good job. ;3

[Black Sunday9]

I just want to let you all know that I got an alarm clock so the wedding is back on!

[Daevion]

woot :grin

[Nerdcore]

haha good work

at first I was like

"Is he for real ..??"

hell go live in a city, were you dont need a car. Chicago is nice for that.

:blink

[Brenda Starrr]

I should hook you up with my sister.

[Black Sunday9]

I should hook you up with my sister.

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you got a picture.......of her snooze button?

[Guest MsMaldoror]

My sister's single too, but she's only 22. She also goes to CC on occasion.

[FarrIL]

My sister's single too, but she's only 22.  She also goes to CC on occasion.

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I'd try to hook you up with oen of my sisters but sister #1 is a Devouty, lives out of state and is remarried, at the age of 27 ( 28? ). Sister #2 is 25 and talking about getting married with the BF she has now........

So, that's that. No luck here. <<;

[Brenda Starrr]

you got a picture.......of her snooze button?

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Ew! I don't look at my sister like that!

[Black Sunday9]

Hey girls if you're gonna offer up your sisters (what like I'm not good enough for you? puh-lease) then I will need measurements. Like how big is her TV? What size fridge does she have? Does she cook? get back to me on that ASAP.

[SpidersMoment]

Well I don't have a girlfriend or anything yet but I need to find one.  I would prefer to be married by the time I'm 35 (I'm 30).  I need a girlfriend, but to get a girlfriend I need a better car.  To get a better car I need a better job.  To get a better job I need to wake up early and go to some interviews.  I hate waking up early.  So I guess it turns out I'm not getting married soon afterall. Sorry for the false alarm.  Have a nice day.

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I'll marry you!

[Black Sunday9]

I'll marry you!

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if you think I would just blindly marry someone whom I've never seen and never talked to, just because she posts on the internet then......well you're absolutely correct! You want a small wedding with just a few guests or one of those big ones where all of DGN is invited? Oh and I hope you don't mind sleeping on a futon. I love futons. What kind of cereal do you like? I work midnights, is that going to be a problem for you? What's your favorite comic book? Get back to me on that.

[Brenda Starrr]

Well, I guess that leaves my cookie-baking sister out.