if you have the guts

[Nienna]

Shiiiiiiiiit.....my problem is that I need NO help. Yet, I still crush.

I've been through relationship hell this year. I'm just starting to get my libido back. I was afraid I'd never want sex again!

[Brenda Starrr]

I've been through relationship hell this year. I'm just starting to get my libido back. I was afraid I'd never want sex again!

I'm wondering when mine will die? IF it will die?

[Nienna]

I'm wondering when mine will die? IF it will die?

I hear it increases as we age, for women. You're doomed.

[Brenda Starrr]

JEFF is doomed. I just have to keep stock in AA batteries.

[TheGimp]

ive decided to buy a flesh light i think iam not sure ive thought it threw and gone iam sicka my hand if a chick an rock out dong (no pun intended brenda) or a vibrater i wanna flesh light i heard they feel good *shrug*

[prick]

Well mine was supposed to die down years ago and I swear it gets stronger every year! Maybe Im a woman?

[TheGimp]

Well mine was supposed to die down years ago and I swear it gets stronger every year! Maybe Im a woman?

i know who my new crush is *bats eyes*

[Nienna]

JEFF is doomed. I just have to keep stock in AA batteries.

LOL Yeah, they have been my savior for years, even when I have a man!

[Brenda Starrr]

ive decided to buy a flesh light i think iam not sure ive thought it threw and gone iam sicka my hand if a chick an rock out dong (no pun intended brenda) or a vibrater i wanna flesh light i heard they feel good *shrug*

WHAT??? In English, Mister!!

Well mine was supposed to die down years ago and I swear it gets stronger every year! Maybe Im a woman?

Want me to check?

[TheGimp]

WHAT??? In English, Mister!!

sorry brenda i said ive decided since u girls are talking about batteries and what not iam asumeing they go to your toys which is why i said ive decided to buy a flesh light iam jealouse that u girls have dongs (no pun) and vibrators and all sorts of those toys and we got a hand gets kind of mundane after a while

[prick]

WHAT??? In English, Mister!!

Want me to check?

ahhh, you never seen me at c.c. and looked under the kilt for glowsticks yet! Yes please check.

[Brenda Starrr]

Look up the Little Pink P*ssy

[TheGimp]

whats that?

[Brenda Starrr]

http://www.amazon.com/A-Little-Pink-Pussy/dp/B000RNK3RU

[TheGimp]

hmmm i might get one of these this looks interesting

[prick]

http://www.amazon.com/A-Little-Pink-Pussy/dp/B000RNK3RU

They dont work. They get a guy in the mood but wontt finnish him. Just like all other things on the market. They get a guy going but he still needs to finish with his hand or another person.

[Brenda Starrr]

For some, they do. Frankly, I think you're better off with your hand. But, it's always fun to try it.

[prick]

For some, they do. Frankly, I think you're better off with your hand. But, it's always fun to try it.

Old righty never let me down.

[TheGimp]

old miss michigan

[pheramoans]

^LOL,

"Others who bought this item also bought:

Xbox 360 Wireless Controller Black"

Amazon trying to hint at somethin'?

[TomCat]

old miss michigan

flip that hand over, and you've got Ms Florida too. Or go with both hands for an I-75 Ms M/Ms FL Menage a trois!!

[Guest greyhalo]

Wow, you never know what direction these threads will take...

[taysteewonderbunny]

Wow, you never know what direction these threads will take...

What? No, generally they degenerate, in keeping with us degenerates. Go with the sludge, guttersluts! Hells yeah!

Edit to add: we depend on classy ladies like you to redirect our minds to higher things, oh great keeper of tomes Greyhalo!

Edited December 9, 2008 by taysteewonderbunny

[Guest greyhalo]

What? No, generally they degenerate, in keeping with us degenerates. Go with the sludge, guttersluts! Hells yeah!

Edit to add: we depend on classy ladies like you to redirect our minds to higher things, oh great keeper of tomes Greyhalo!

I am the queen of thread-jacking.

[taysteewonderbunny]

I am the queen of thread-jacking.

Or you just look queenly in your threads.