jehovies

[Head Wreck]

thier doing thier rounds again...

how do you politely deal with them without keeping the door open to let all the househeat out for to long

[Msterbeau]

Thanks but no thanks. *Shut door*

[jynxxxedangel]

Come to the door naked. One of my favorite tricks..

[Head Wreck]

*ponders conversion after all*

[Destroit]

Offer to invite them in for tea, a hot naked bath, and some sodomy.

[phee]

Talk to them about Cthulhu

[jynxxxedangel]

I once came to the door wearing a black satin bedsheet, a longhorn steer skull (which fit perfectly over my head-- and I could see through the eye holes, as the sinuses were shot out), and a star of Baphomet. That also sent them packing. I have all sorts of rotten tricks I like to play on solicitors.

[Rev.Reverence]

*ponders conversion after all*

When I was a staunch PAGAN...I invited them it...& gave them the opportunity to convert to Discordianism...

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

"Can I speak to you about God?"

"Sure, as long as I can speak to you about Satan."

[Head Wreck]

i remember a friend of mine having not long come home from living and working in saudi spotted them coming down the road, he quickly threw on his clothes he still had from saudi and being rather tanned with a thick black beard answered the door full of likfe" Come in my brothers, come, let us speak about allah"

they soon turntailed

[jynxxxedangel]

Granny gets rid of Mormons :rofl:

[Rev.Reverence]

Granny gets rid of Mormons :rofl:

I luvz cussing Grand-maw...SHE ROCKS!

[Head Wreck]

:D

did anyone ask the fruitcake lady?

[jynxxxedangel]

:D

did anyone ask the fruitcake lady?

I would have LOVED to have seen the Fruitcake Lady dispatch some solicitors!! That's something I would have paid to see..

Sadly, she has passed on to glory. RIP.

[Azeuron]

Come to the door naked. One of my favorite tricks..

and you live where?

[freydis]

Husband once dressed in renaissance gear with a sword, and said something like "Come right in! We need a sacrifice--erm, guest--tonight. Are you virgins?"

[n0Mad]

"Bring out the gimp."

[phee]

Usually just sicking my nine year old step daughter on them does the trick

[Head Wreck]

i'm wondering if i can get planning permission for a moat and drawbridge.

[Msterbeau]

I once came to the door wearing a black satin bedsheet, a longhorn steer skull (which fit perfectly over my head-- and I could see through the eye holes, as the sinuses were shot out), and a star of Baphomet. That also sent them packing. I have all sorts of rotten tricks I like to play on solicitors.

OMG...

I'm showing up unannounced at your doorstep, in disguise, one day to see what you do.

[Msterbeau]

Usually just sicking my nine year old step daughter on them does the trick

Dude. That's cruel.

[Oh_My_Goth]

I know it sounds boring, but if you just DON'T answer the door, they do go away.....

[Enishi]

I once came to the door wearing a black satin bedsheet, a longhorn steer skull (which fit perfectly over my head-- and I could see through the eye holes, as the sinuses were shot out), and a star of Baphomet. That also sent them packing. I have all sorts of rotten tricks I like to play on solicitors.

Lol, I wish I stopped by your house back when I was a jehovie. Even back then I would have been more fascinated than frightened, despite the indoctrinated jehovie part of my brain trying to convince me that I disapproved.

Guys, if you want to get them to run away real quick, ask if they're interested in discussing Raymond Franz's Crisis of Conscience, as well as the allegations of sexual abuse attested to by former members.

[cptdeath]

Talk to them about Cthulhu

absolutley. this works well. especially if you get all loud and irate like hitler giving a speach. lean all in their personell space. My brother like to yell" NOOOO,........... YOU PRAY TO CTHULHU!" marching streight toward them. me i try to rationally convert them to the reality of things that don't yet exist trying to force there way into existence and undoe creation. and all the power you can recieve from helping them. the energy you spread when you think of them. Once they realize what kind of enemy you are to god and the devil alike the leave quickly. unless they don't really belive what there selling and are just into the money then they'll rehash the sale.

my standard no for beggers is I get all excited and animated as i say" Ahhh, Can't even help ya bro!" all loud and excited like it's the greatest thing ever with a big smile. all in their face a little. That allways works and it's funny. I use it alot. the more you sound like your impersonating a surfer the better and the more effective. you gatta be all happy about saying it like it's awsome like the ninja turtles like you just won something "Can't even help you Bro" all happy an shit. they just move on to the next person all discureged

[Homicidalheathen]

i do this-------->

or i say, 'i have a religion, thank you very much'...and turn my back