jehovies

[Simon Bar Sinister]

"Fuck you" generally suffices.

[Goth Brooks]

"no solicitors" sign on the door/property helps

[SaGa]

as much as people push these guys away

i think next time you run into one. MESS WITH THERE HEAD.

Cthulhu or anything else. or that the norse gods are the true gods, and you will behead all the unbelievers when ragnorok begins make them feel like your crazy. they will try harder, and you will be laughing your ass of afterwards.

post it on here if you guys do mess with them.

[creatureofthenyte]

Get a t-shirt from the British heavy metal band; Cradle of Filth, and answer the door wearing that and smile at them.

[StormKnight (1)]

would love to meet them at the door like this:

JW: would you like information on being saved?

Me: sorry, I follow another book.

JW: Really, what?

*draws katana and wakasashi from scabbards*

Me: The Book of Five Rings

Of course, lacking a daisho and the appropriate dress for a mideval samurai, this would not be possible.

[SaGa]

Get a t-shirt from the British heavy metal band; Cradle of Filth, and answer the door wearing that and smile at them.

i do that anyways. as im usually in some metal t-shirt. they just hand me there shit and leave. i need the ones who are go getters. to conversate with. and play psycological warfare with. yes soliciting for religion is just asking for it. come on, this could be a book, jehovies got served

[Goth Brooks]

Invite them inside for tea and scones. See if they have any cute sisters/cousins. Accept conversion. Date/brainwash said sister/cousin. Convert them to Satanism, and start a porn business.

[Slogo]

1. Talk to them

2. Look very interested (smiling and nodding helps)

3. Start getting very excited

4. When they've finished they're speech give them hugs and thank them for helping realize that you are Jesus Christ.

[phee]

1. Talk to them

2. Look very interested (smiling and nodding helps)

3. Start getting very excited

4. When they've finished they're speech give them hugs and thank them for helping realize that you are Jesus Christ.

Best answer so far

[phee]

Invite them inside for tea and scones. See if they have any cute sisters/cousins. Accept conversion. Date/brainwash said sister/cousin. Convert them to Satanism, and start a porn business.

And this one

[Rev.Reverence]

1. Talk to them

2. Look very interested (smiling and nodding helps)

3. Start getting very excited

4. When they've finished they're speech give them hugs and thank them for helping realize that you are Jesus Christ.

[sass_in_the_pants]

The jehovies are easy to get rid of.

It's those damn girl scouts and their dirty good thin mints that I can't seem to shoo away.

[SaGa]

The jehovies are easy to get rid of.

It's those damn girl scouts and their dirty good thin mints that I can't seem to shoo away.

girl scouts hmm, it could be twisted into a felony just bye talking to them, sad as that is

[TygerLili]

Most days I'd probably just look out the peephole, see that someone I don't know is at the door, crack it, and politely tell them I'm not interested in whatever they're selling or preaching.

If I were feeling particularly worked up like I am right now I'd probably give them a lecture about annoying I think door to door soliciting is, and how creepy I think people who try to push their beliefs on others are and ask them where they live so I can come over to their house and creep them out.

Stuff like answering the door wearing nothing but a goofy hat or asking them to convert to Satanism is good for a laugh, but no way I'd have the courage to actually do it.

[taysteewonderbunny]

"Can I have six wives?"

[Msterbeau]

I hide in the basement talking to DGNers..

[phee]

If you really just want them to go away

Tell them you have been "De-Fellowshipped" that is when you were a Jehovas Witness but were kicked out.... They are not allowed to even speak to you to say goodbye at that point, they just break eye contact and leave...

[Rev.Reverence]

If you really just want them to go away

Tell them you have been "De-Fellowshipped" that is when you were a Jehovas Witness but were kicked out.... They are not allowed to even speak to you to say goodbye at that point, they just break eye contact and leave...

...OOO...THAT's a pretty good one...

[Head Wreck]

"Can I have six wives?"

thats the mormons

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

I let them go threw there whole be politely then you have to pre print your own random believe booklet and keep it by the door when there done say well i some thing to talk to you about then start talking baout whatever wacky religion u pick or make up I dont think they will come by your house again if not they will at least remeber that for while LOL

Is it againist there believes to have there pic taken cause one day they just kept knocking at my friends house and we where ignoreing them so when we answered the door after like 5 mins we took a pic of them they left right away

[Rev.Reverence]

thats the mormons

^{..it's funny, 'cause she is a girl...}

[Head Wreck]

DOH!

blonde moment. i'm allowed t per day

[jynxxxedangel]

Stuff like answering the door wearing nothing but a goofy hat or asking them to convert to Satanism is good for a laugh, but no way I'd have the courage to actually do it.

:rofl: :rofl: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have but one thing to say-- their expressions are priceless, and worth the peccadillo.

[Michiko_Dreads]

"Bring out the gimp."

LMAO

Invite them inside for tea and scones. See if they have any cute sisters/cousins. Accept conversion. Date/brainwash said sister/cousin. Convert them to Satanism, and start a porn business.

Of course you would

If you really just want them to go away

Tell them you have been "De-Fellowshipped" that is when you were a Jehovas Witness but were kicked out.... They are not allowed to even speak to you to say goodbye at that point, they just break eye contact and leave...

Smartest answer yet, I'm starting to think Phee is "fact magic"

I let them go threw there whole be politely then you have to pre print your own random believe booklet and keep it by the door when there done say well i some thing to talk to you about then start talking baout whatever wacky religion u pick or make up I dont think they will come by your house again if not they will at least remeber that for while LOL

Is it againist there believes to have there pic taken cause one day they just kept knocking at my friends house and we where ignoreing them so when we answered the door after like 5 mins we took a pic of them they left right away

LMAOROTF, Jehovies can have thier pictures taken, WTF,LOL!!! My family is mainly JW. If you take anyones picture when you open the door Im pretty sure they are going to leave or go WHAT THE FUCK MAN.

Me personally I just like to give them back the books my granny gives me. Recycling I guess.

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

LMAOROTF, Jehovies can have thier pictures taken, WTF,LOL!!! My family is mainly JW. If you take anyones picture when you open the door Im pretty sure they are going to leave or go WHAT THE FUCK MAN.

we where stoned sounded like a good idea it was either that or open the door smoking a blunt and ask them if they wanna hit it. But we thought they might call the cops if we did that