SINGLE AND LOOKING!

[Lord.Israel.Datchery]

This is a topic for those who are single and looking for that special someone.

What you do is type a little about yourself let them know who you are, Include a picture or link to a photo or profile whatever fits you best. Then Brace yourself for a response it's fairly simple and rather easy. This is my fist time trying something like this so bear with me.

I will go first.

Dear Fair Ladies of Detroit gothic:

Allow me to introduce myself:My name is Datchery, Israel Datchery I'm Originally From Lancaster, England but I move to the states 3 years ago. I'm 18 years old and I've only been in one relationship which lasted a year. I'm currently single and looking. I really don t have any standards of what my perfect mate would look like as long as your 17+ and as long as they love me for who I am and trust me that's all I can ever ask for. I love music I couldn't fathom my life without it. I'm currently going to Baker College to major in history. I love to dance, go to clubs, Interact with new people and learn new things. I Adore Gothic Victorian culture and I uphold my self as a gentleman of sort most people call me a Gothic dandy but I consider my self just being me. I talk in a proper British accent ( not cockney) don't get me wrong I love the way detroiters speak (lie) I just this my accent Is way more fitting for a man stature. I love writing poetry and memoirs in my journal. I also Like.I like to fine dine and drink when ever possible. I tend to to be very romantic. giving tokens of appreciation is very common. so If you like what you see message me on my myspace: http://www.myspace.com/lord_israel_datchery_1867. Hope to talk to you soon

Sincerely, Israel Datchery

[tanuki1985]

I am an underage juvenile who is also looking for love. I am skilled in the areas of tentacle rape and bank robbery. I do have a few flaws, however. Not only am I addicted to golden showers in the dark and sex with toothless hobos, but I am also a homeless crack addict with numerous STDs. Last night, I slept in the dumpster one block off of Cass and Fort. The night before, I slept on the bathroom floor in some bar in Delray. People laugh at me and call me a fat smelly retard, but they don't understand that I have problems reaching my arm around my flab to scrub the crusts out of my butthole. It's not my fault that I am so fat and I have so many bowel movements. :(

Please let me know if you're willing to accept me despite my flaws. Finding love has proven to be a challenge for someone with my handicaps.

[Rev.Reverence]

I am an underage juvenile who is also looking for love. I am skilled in the areas of tentacle rape and bank robbery. I do have a few flaws, however. Not only am I addicted to golden showers in the dark and sex with toothless hobos, but I am also a homeless crack addict with numerous STDs. Last night, I slept in the dumpster one block off of Cass and Fort. The night before, I slept on the bathroom floor in some bar in Delray. People laugh at me and call me a fat smelly retard, but they don't understand that I have problems reaching my arm around my flab to scrub the crusts out of my butthole. It's not my fault that I am so fat and I have so many bowel movements. :(

Please let me know if you're willing to accept me despite my flaws. Finding love has proven to be a challenge for someone with my handicaps.

...Oh cousin...you are so....silly...

[Head Wreck]

play nice gents

[Msterbeau]

I am an underage juvenile who is also looking for love. I am skilled in the areas of tentacle rape and bank robbery. I do have a few flaws, however. Not only am I addicted to golden showers in the dark and sex with toothless hobos, but I am also a homeless crack addict with numerous STDs. Last night, I slept in the dumpster one block off of Cass and Fort. The night before, I slept on the bathroom floor in some bar in Delray. People laugh at me and call me a fat smelly retard, but they don't understand that I have problems reaching my arm around my flab to scrub the crusts out of my butthole. It's not my fault that I am so fat and I have so many bowel movements. :(

Please let me know if you're willing to accept me despite my flaws. Finding love has proven to be a challenge for someone with my handicaps.

That's hot. Marry me.

[Enishi]

Booty crusts do tend to make it more interesting at least...

[Guest greyhalo]

I am looking for a wealthy guy who will pay off my debt, please. In fact, it doesn't even have to be a guy. I would be thankful to find a woman who would pay off my credit cards as well. I don't care much about the particulars--age, education, marital status, ethnic backgroud, etc. It can even be an open-relationship. All I care about is the money part, thanks.

[prick]

I am looking for a wealthy guy who will pay off my debt, please. In fact, it doesn't even have to be a guy. I would be thankful to find a woman who would pay off my credit cards as well. I don't care much about the particulars--age, education, marital status, ethnic backgroud, etc. It can even be an open-relationship. All I care about is the money part, thanks.

I may hold ya to that when my inheritance kicks in.

[Guest greyhalo]

I may hold ya to that when my inheritance kicks in.

That sort of sounds like what my ex told me...

[zenaleigh]

I iz single, but am very very picky...LOL prolly why I am single

[Guest greyhalo]

I iz single, but am very very picky...LOL prolly why I am single

Me too. I have tunnel vision when it comes to dating...

[zenaleigh]

Me too. I have tunnel vision when it comes to dating...

Ohhhhh, but I look at it this way, I am not gonna settle, I did that when I got married and look where that got me?? yeah divorced, I want what I want and I am going to have it...even if I am 80 when it happens...lol

[taysteewonderbunny]

I am single and NOT looking. Or I am not single and looking by virtue of the fact that I'm not looking. Or it is not the case that I am single and looking because, though I'm single, I'm not looking. Or I'm very redundant right now. Or I'm single, and peeking, but not really looking because I don't really want to find anything right now. Or I'm just a flirt.

In logical terms, it can be expressed thus, S = I am single, L = I am looking, R = I am redundant, P = I am peeking, WTF = I want to find something, F = I am a flirt, assuming that a very informal system is in play, one that ignores sets and quantifiers and ignores little things like the rule that propositions can't be represented by multiple letters, like WTF (solidi mean OR and tildas are negations):

(S & ~L) | [~L --> ~ (S & L)] | [s & ~L --> ~(S & L)] | R | [ S & ((P & ~L) --> (P & ~WTF --> ~L))] | F

The sentence is true if one of the disjuncts is true.

[zenaleigh]

I am single and NOT looking. Or I am not single and looking by virtue of the fact that I'm not looking. Or it is not the case that I am single and looking because, though I'm single, I'm not looking. Or I'm very redundant right now. Or I'm single, and peeking, but not really looking because I don't really want to find anything right now. Or I'm just a flirt.

In logical terms, it can be expressed thus, S = I am single, L = I am looking, R = I am redundant, P = I am peeking, WTF = I want to find something, F = I am a flirt, assuming that a very informal system is in play, one that ignores sets and quantifiers and ignores little things like the rule that propositions can't be represented by multiple letters, like WTF (solidi mean OR and tildas are negations):

(S & ~L) | [~L --> ~ (S & L)] | [s & ~L --> ~(S & L)] | R | [ S & ((P & ~L) --> (P & ~WTF --> ~L))] | F

The sentence is true if one of the disjuncts is true.

Hey youuuuuuuuu!! was you so drunk you don't remember me??? I hope not that would be depressing to me

[Msterbeau]

I am single and NOT looking. Or I am not single and looking by virtue of the fact that I'm not looking. Or it is not the case that I am single and looking because, though I'm single, I'm not looking. Or I'm very redundant right now. Or I'm single, and peeking, but not really looking because I don't really want to find anything right now. Or I'm just a flirt.

In logical terms, it can be expressed thus, S = I am single, L = I am looking, R = I am redundant, P = I am peeking, WTF = I want to find something, F = I am a flirt, assuming that a very informal system is in play, one that ignores sets and quantifiers and ignores little things like the rule that propositions can't be represented by multiple letters, like WTF (solidi mean OR and tildas are negations):

(S & ~L) | [~L --> ~ (S & L)] | [s & ~L --> ~(S & L)] | R | [ S & ((P & ~L) --> (P & ~WTF --> ~L))] | F

The sentence is true if one of the disjuncts is true.

Most incomprehensible reply EVAR! :respect:

[prick]

That sort of sounds like what my ex told me...

We had the same mentor, LOL

[Msterbeau]

That sort of sounds like what my ex told me...

Is that how he suckered you in? Heh...

[Guest greyhalo]

Is that how he suckered you in? Heh...

Um, no. You know who I'm talking about, btw. That's how he tried to hold on to me though.

[Msterbeau]

Um, no. You know who I'm talking about, btw. That's how he tried to hold on to me though.

I do. That sucks.

[Guest greyhalo]

I do. That sucks.

I'm not upset about it. I've never been one to fall for money.

[prick]

I'm not upset about it. I've never been one to fall for money.

Thank god, thats refreshing. Personally I want that one I end up with to love me and stay with me even if we end up in the gutter. To me thats what true love is.

[Mean Salley]

"My name is George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents."

"I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met."

[Guest greyhalo]

"My name is George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents."

"I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met."

I thought unemployed and living with your parents was the norm in MI these days.

[Msterbeau]

I'm not upset about it. I've never been one to fall for money.

Me either. Every once in a while I think about pursuing a woman with money and... It just sticks in my craw. I can't.

[prick]

I thought unemployed and living with your parents was the norm in MI these days.

Oh it is