SINGLE AND LOOKING!

[Mean Salley]

omg, did no one get the Seinfeld reference?

[prick]

omg, did no one get the Seinfeld reference?

Sorry, I hate the show.

[Eevee]

Sorry, I hate the show.

+1

[torn asunder]

Most incomprehensible reply EVAR! :respect:

funny, i followed the entire thing...

[Guest greyhalo]

omg, did no one get the Seinfeld reference?

I did actually. But, the line sounds so "Michigan" these days.

[Guest greyhalo]

I am single and NOT looking. Or I am not single and looking by virtue of the fact that I'm not looking. Or it is not the case that I am single and looking because, though I'm single, I'm not looking. Or I'm very redundant right now. Or I'm single, and peeking, but not really looking because I don't really want to find anything right now. Or I'm just a flirt.

In logical terms, it can be expressed thus, S = I am single, L = I am looking, R = I am redundant, P = I am peeking, WTF = I want to find something, F = I am a flirt, assuming that a very informal system is in play, one that ignores sets and quantifiers and ignores little things like the rule that propositions can't be represented by multiple letters, like WTF (solidi mean OR and tildas are negations):

(S & ~L) | [~L --> ~ (S & L)] | [s & ~L --> ~(S & L)] | R | [ S & ((P & ~L) --> (P & ~WTF --> ~L))] | F

The sentence is true if one of the disjuncts is true.

I love the way this woman thinks.

I have a crush on tasteewonderbunny's mind.

[Brenda Starrr]

Not single. Wasn't looking. Landed Jeff.

His friends thought that I moved here for his money. HAHAHAHAHA! What? He's an average guy. Not rich. Then, they thought I came here for his Visa. Funny...I've been a U.S. citizen for all 43 years of my life, and he doesn't have a credit card....

Jackasses.

[Guest greyhalo]

Not single. Wasn't looking. Landed Jeff.

His friends thought that I moved here for his money. HAHAHAHAHA! What? He's an average guy. Not rich. Then, they thought I came here for his Visa. Funny...I've been a U.S. citizen for all 43 years of my life, and he doesn't have a credit card....

Jackasses.

It's sad what people will assume.

You and Jeff are awesome together!!! I'm so happy you guys found each other.

[Azeuron]

I'm actually surprised this thread is still here lol

[Guest greyhalo]

omg, did no one get the Seinfeld reference?

Here's another one for you:

"But, but I’m disturbed…I’m depressed…I’m inadequate: I got it all" - George Costanza

[Guest greyhalo]

I'm actually surprised this thread is still here lol

Well, the tone of it changed. No one really takes personal ads seriously on DGN, c'mon...

[Mean Salley]

I'm actually surprised this thread is still here lol

I do believe this here is whut us simple folk call a "thread-jackin"

[Azeuron]

I do believe this here is whut us simple folk call a "thread-jackin"

this whole thread is a thread jacking lol

[Reaper]

I am single and NOT looking. Or I am not single and looking by virtue of the fact that I'm not looking. Or it is not the case that I am single and looking because, though I'm single, I'm not looking. Or I'm very redundant right now. Or I'm single, and peeking, but not really looking because I don't really want to find anything right now. Or I'm just a flirt.

In logical terms, it can be expressed thus, S = I am single, L = I am looking, R = I am redundant, P = I am peeking, WTF = I want to find something, F = I am a flirt, assuming that a very informal system is in play, one that ignores sets and quantifiers and ignores little things like the rule that propositions can't be represented by multiple letters, like WTF (solidi mean OR and tildas are negations):

(S & ~L) | [~L --> ~ (S & L)] | [s & ~L --> ~(S & L)] | R | [ S & ((P & ~L) --> (P & ~WTF --> ~L))] | F

The sentence is true if one of the disjuncts is true.

Ok, my head hurts now. Must eat ice cream.

[Brenda Starrr]

It's sad what people will assume.

You and Jeff are awesome together!!! I'm so happy you guys found each other.

Thank you! He really does rock!

I'm actually surprised this thread is still here lol

Me too

Well, the tone of it changed. No one really takes personal ads seriously on DGN, c'mon...

Seriously. If it happens, it happens. Don't go trolling for it.

I do believe this here is whut us simple folk call a "thread-jackin"

Hell yeah it is.

[Rev.Reverence]

...you know....as much as I really do LOVE A good "thread-jacking"...

.....I think that we MAY have scared yonder Brit away...

[TheGimp]

hmm wow id have to agree with rev and say this is a jacked thread but hey isnt just about every thread jacked on here

[Guest greyhalo]

...you know....as much as I really do LOVE A good "thread-jacking"...

.....I think that we MAY have scared yonder Brit away...

I haven't really seen him around the board anyway. I wrote him a couple of weeks ago to welcome him.

[TheGimp]

I haven't really seen him around the board anyway. I wrote him a couple of weeks ago to welcome him.

i think he left after people started teaseing him kinda sad actually never met him i said hi to hi but never got a responce back

[Head Wreck]

there is a STRICT play nice rule on the forum.

and recently, I've come to think there should be a restriction on dual accounts. I Fucking hate sock puppets. the moderators of this board know damn well who is who so a fake account does not hide your identity from them. and a lot of the comments so far have been very uncalled for.

if you have something to say, be nice, or just bite your lip.

DGN has been a regular forum for me for years due to it being unlike any other forum and being free from all the fucking schoolyard antics. act like an adult for fecks sake

although this is below the Gimp#s post it is not directed at him, just incase it causes offence.

now we return with our regular program....

[phee]

there is a STRICT play nice rule on the forum.

and recently, I've come to think there should be a restriction on dual accounts. I Fucking hate sock puppets. the moderators of this board know damn well who is who so a fake account does not hide your identity from them. and a lot of the comments so far have been very uncalled for.

if you have something to say, be nice, or just bite your lip.

DGN has been a regular forum for me for years due to it being unlike any other forum and being free from all the fucking schoolyard antics. act like an adult for fecks sake

although this is below the Gimp#s post it is not directed at him, just incase it causes offence.

now we return with our regular program....

Indeed we try to... be we cannot take action until we are sure

[TheGimp]

i never offended the man or said anything directed twoards the man i simply said it was sad he left cuz people were making fun of him i also said it was a sot below the belt when someone made a comment to him about his weight i dont think i said anything ofence head wreck i know you are a mod and its your job to lok at whats being said but if you looked up further you would have seen gamma's comments were a bit hostile towards Lord rather then mine just stateing my opinion if you dont agree oh well

[Head Wreck]

it was gamma it was directed at not your good self. i'm sorry if i was missunderstood and i tried to clear up that it was not directed at you just because i happen tom post straight afterwards.

Gamma (or whomever he is a Sock puppet for) was way out of line and obviously not read the rules

[TheGimp]

it was gamma it was directed at not your good self. i'm sorry if i was missunderstood and i tried to clear up that it was not directed at you just because i happen tom post straight afterwards.

Gamma (or whomever he is a Sock puppet for) was way out of line and obviously not read the rules

quite alright i didnt care much for it either *shrugs*

[torn asunder]

gamma's insulting posts have been removed - please carry on!